Contents
Drinking Games

1_2_3	Asshole	Barfly

Baseball	Bat_Beer	Beat_the_Barman

Beer_99	Beer_99_2	Beer_Blow

Beeramid	Beerchesi	Beerchess

Beergammon	Beer_Hunter	Beeropoly

Beerpong	Beer_Pot	Beer_Race

Beers_for_Cheers	Boat_Races	Bouncing_Ball

Bullshit	Buzz	Cardinal_Puff

Century_Club	Dazed_and_Confused	Dennis_Miller

Dice	Drop_the_Dime	Drug_Dealer

Drunk_Driver	E.R.	Fuzzy_Duck

Fuzzy_Duck_2	Go_Fish	Guess_the_Note

Hi,_Bob	High__Low	Icetray_Quarters

Indian_Poker	I_Never	James_Bond

Kings	Kings_and_Blood	Kiss_n_Slap

Master_of_the_Thumb	Mexicali	Mexican

Mille_Bornes	Name_Game	One_Big_Chicken

Party_of_Five	Peanut_Races	Pennies_in_a_Pitcher

Peuchre	Pursuit	Quantum_Leap

Quarters	Queens	Questions

Red_and_Black	Reservoir_Dogs	Roxanne

Rudolph_the_Red_Nosed_Reindeer	Shotgun

Simpsons	Sink_the_Battleship	Sixes

S*M*A*S*H	Smile	Snap

South_Park	Speed_Quarters	Spinners

Star_Trek	Star_Trek:TNG	Star_Wars

Star_Wars_Drinking_Game_for_Mormons	Strange_Brew

Suck_and_Blow	Super_Quarters	Three_Man

Thumper	TV_Characters	Twenty_One_Aces

The_Tower	Up_and_Down_the_River	Viking

Whales_Tales	Whoville

Originally found at: http://www.seas.upenn.edu/~paulwild/dgames.html,

Internet Bartender's Guide - Drinking Games,

modified by Andy Premaza (lhhf@iname.com) for use as a Windows Help File.

Some games were also added by Nick Kramar.

A bartenders guide can also be found at http://cutter.ship.edu/~ap4269.


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1-2-3

People roll a die in turn. The first to get a 6 names the drink. The second to get a 6 drinks it. The third, pays!


Asshole

This is a slightly more complex game, but very, very fun when mastered. This game requires a minimum of 5 people to play. High boot factor.

The first hand of asshole is the establishing hand. This will decide who is the President, V-Pres, Normal People, and the Asshole for the next round.

Approximately 6 or 7 cards are dealt to each player, depending on the number playing this can be higher or lower. The rank of the cards is as follows (most powerful to least powerful) 2, A, K, Q, ... 4, and 3. Some is chosen to go first and they play a card, the next person has two options:

1.	to play a card higher than (but not the same) as the previous card.

2.	or to pass on that turn.

For example, if a 4 is lead, a next player must play HIGHER than a 4, the next player has to play higher than that. A new hand starts when all players pass, or when someone plays a 2 (the most powerful card). The last person to play a card, leads the next hand.

This proceeds until all players are rid of their cards. The first player out of cards is the Pres for the next round, the next out becomes the VP, the next players out are normal, and the last person out is the Asshole.

However lets say that the person leading has two 5's, this person may play them both, then the next player must play two of the same card HIGHER than five; this player cannot play one card or three cards, only two. As well, three, or even four, of the same card may be lead. The only time a player may lay one card in a situation like this is if it is a two (the power card); a single two, beats everything, and the hand ends followed by a new lead.

The roles for each player are as follows:

President: can make any player drink at any time, no-one may make the President drink but self. The Pres is the first player to start each round (benefits of power). And the Pres should never have to refill own beer.

Vice Pres: can make any player drink at any time (except Pres), the only the Pres or self can make the VP drink. The VP goes second in each round.

Normal People: These players can make each other drink as well as the Asshole. They play in the order they finished the previous round; first normal out follows the VP, second normal out follows first, etc.

Asshole: for many reasons, this player is truly the Asshole. This player has to do all dealing of cards, all sweeping of cards after the hands, and can not make any other player drink. The asshole plays last in each round.

A few recommendations, at the end of each round, the players should move seats in order to reflect the hierarchy, and proper playing order. Play your lowest cards first. Abuse the power when Pres or VP, but remember it will always come back to haunt you, especially when abusing the Asshole.

Play as many rounds as desired.


Barfly

This simple game is based on the 1987 movie of the same name. Rent a copy of the movie, and every time the main character drinks, you drink. By the time you have finished the movie, you have completely forgotten the plot.

(from Jessica Dennis - liebling@email.unc.edu )


Baseball

Supplies: 4 shot glasses, beer, a quarter, and two teams of people

Drinking involved: LOTS!

Set up the four shot glasses in a row going away from home base (the designated shooting spot for the quarter). Each player on the visiting team takes turns shooting the quarter at the shot glasses.

The first glass represents a single, the second a double, the third a triple, and the last a home run. Three strikes (misses of all shot glasses) and you are out. Three outs and the other team is up to bat. Game follows as regular baseball and runs are scored in the same way (except that you have to keep track of the runners on base in your head). Drinking happens in the following manner:

·	Fill the shot glasses with beer.

·	If a player makes the quarter into a shot glass (gets a hit), he must drink the contents of the shot glasses behind the one he made. For example, if he hits a single, he must drink the remaining three shot glasses full of beer. If he hits a triple, he only has to drink one. If he gets an out, he must drink all four.

·	The opposite team must drink for each run the other team scores.


Bat Beer

Holy cow Batman, it's a drinking game about our campy antics. Grab some beer and tune in.

BatBeer is played while watching a "Batman" movie (original 60's or those Michael Keaton ones), or the TV show, (original or 90's animated). Every time anybody says "bat"-anything, you take a drink. If Robin says "holy"-anything then finish your beer. If Robin is in really being "holy," you may want to change this to 5 gulps or so. If O'Reilly says anything Irish (original shows), then you chug an entire beer.


Beat the Barman

Another game for the insane, very, very high buzz factor. As the story goes, nobody has ever won, lost or drawn.

Some tips:

·	don't play it in a crowded bar (you may lose 'your' barman).

·	Make sure the bar staff are friendly and can take a joke (very important to avoid a draw).

·	Don't make any plans for the following morning.

 The steps are very simple :

1.	The drinker approaches the bar and orders a shot drink (whisk(e)y, bourbon, vodka, etc., etc..).

2.	The drinker pays for the drink with too much money (i.e. hand over a $5-bill for a $2 drink).

3.	As the barman goes away to get change, the drinker shoots the shot.

4.	When the barman returns with the change, go to step number 1.

The game ends in a number of possible ways:

·	drinker falls over (Result: Bar wins).

·	barman punches drinker's lights out (Result: Draw).

·	drinker gets thrown out (Result: Draw).

·	bar closes (Result: Drinker wins).


Beer 99

An interesting card game involving that "new" math. Mid level buzz factor. Supplies: people, beer, and a deck of cards.

The object of the game is to play cards into a pile and have the value of the pile equal 99. You start off by dealing four cards to each player, then turn the top card over. Play goes around the circle with each person playing a card, mentally keeping track of total value of the pile.

Special cards:

King - Kept to avoid drinking or place drinking responsibilities on Someone else, usually used near end of game.

Four - used as a skip card when you have none to play, can also be used to skip drinking responsibilities goes.

Tens - When in the 90's, this drops the value of pile by 10, otherwise its a regular card.

Socials occur whenever the total equals a number ending in 9. Special socials on 69 and 71. On special you must drink twice.

Whoever gets hit with 99 must drink 0.5 glass.

After you play a card, draw another from the stack. When out of cards, reshuffle those already played.

Variation: Instead of drinking the 0.5 glass, choose a card from the middle of the deck at the beginning of the game for the number of drinks.


Beer 99 2
Beer 99 #2

A great game my friend taught me, you start off by dealing out 4 cards to each player (do not show cards) then you put the rest of the deck down turning the top card over.

Special cards:

King-(Kept to avoid drinking or place drinking responsibilities on (Someone else, usually used near end of game)

Four-(used as a skip card when you have none to play, can also be (used to skip drinking responsibilities goes to next player)

Tens-(used when approaching 99 or 98,97 only drops points by 10 (otherwise its a regular card)

The object of the game is to reach 99 by adding up the amounts on the cards, you nall know how to add right? Well whoever throughs down the card that equals 99 the next person drinks, unless he or she has a special card King Hopefully, because then you can pick the person you want to drink.

Socials:

·	Socials occur whenever the cards = a number ending in 9 Special socials on 69 (you know) and 71(69+2 fingers up the ass)

·	On special you must drink twice.

·	Whoever gets hit with 99 and must drink must drink 0.5 glass or whatever is preferable. Important: cards are held throughout game, only thrown cards are reshuffled, if you lose a card (throw one down and forget to pick one up, your screwed) Object: to get totally zooted.


Beeramid

Beeramid (rhymes with pyramid, go figga) is a game that involves a tremendous amount of drinking. Supplies: people, beer, and a deck of cards. A Beeramid (pyramid) of cards is constructed by placing a certain number of cards face down in a row (usually seven) as the base and building up until there is one card as the top of the Beeramid. The remaining cards are distributed as evenly as possible among the players. The dealer turns over the first card at the base of the beeramid and calls out the card value. Anyone who claims to have that card may give one drink to anyone else. That person may either drink or call the bluff by saying "bullshit". If the first person has the card after all, he shows the card and the victim drinks twice. If he doesn't have it, he drinks twice himself. Once a row of the Beeramid is completed, the first card on the next row is drawn, and every card now has the same value as its row. Each person with a card on the second row can give two drinks, on the third row three drinks, all the way up to the seventh row. All bullshit calls double the value of the row, of course, making them risky propositions as time goes on.

If someone has more than one of a card (say a five is drawn and someone has two fives in his hand) he can give both fives to the same person or split them up. He only needs to show both cards if both players call bullshit; if only one player calls bullshit he only needs to show one card.

At the seventh row, if people are taking honest drinks, a bullshit call should result in about a full beer's consumption by SOMEBODY. For this purpose we usually buy a bottle or two of a heinous-tasting beer (your choice) to serve as the "Penalty Beer". Anyone losing a bullshit challenge on the seventh row must finish the Penalty Beer without taking it from his lips...

This game has a surprisingly high intoxication factor, especially if played with eight levels instead of the usual seven.


Beer Blow

Another very simple game (the best kind) with a high buzz factor. Supplies: people, beer, deck of cards, empty bottle.

The deck of cards is placed on the empty bottle. Each player blows cards off the deck on the bottle in turn. The one who blows the last card off the bottle has to drink one glass of beer.

Variation: If somebody spots an ace among the cards a player blew off - that player has to drink once. So if someone blows down a bunch of cards and two aces are visible that person would drink twice.


Beerchesi

An adaption of the game Parcheesi. If you already know how to play, it's just as easy. If you don't know, learn. Supplies: people how want to play Parcheesi, the game itself, and some brew. Low-mid buzz factor.

Play the game as usual, if you get sent back, or cannot move, take a drink. It's that easy. Good with two players, each player taking two sets of pieces on opposite corners.


Beerchess

Beer Chess is chess played with beer as the pieces. Beer chess is the unification of the intellect with the inebriated. Beer chess is stimulating brain cells as you kill them. Beer chess was created during a weekend retreat at the McEnaney Estate in Jackman, Maine, thus making Jackman, Maine the Beer Chess capital of the universe.

PLAYING THE GAME

Beer chess is played with beer, a lot of beer. One side uses Light Beer (white), the other side uses regular (black) of the same brands. (see list below) Our research and development team has concluded that one can expect a standard Beer Chess game to last up to five hours, assuming neither player passes out. Intermissions, however, may be declared on a bilateral basis.

BOARD CONSTRUCTION

As you may have realized, this game requires a big board. While beer chess boards are now commonplace in Jackman, in other places their availability is still limited. Again, our R+D team has arrived at a clever solution: bathroom tiles-large white bathroom tiles. Placed on a darker table at regular intervals, one can quickly construct a professional looking Beer Chess set. For and even cheaper board, cardboard coasters, available at most bars, serve as impromptu, portable boards.

PIECES

White: Black:

8 pawns: Bud Lights (8 oz can) Budweiser (8 oz cans)

2 Rooks: Miller Light (12 oz can) Miller Genuine Draft (12 oz Can)

2 Knights: Busch Light (12 oz Can) Busch (12 oz Cans)

2 Bishops: Coors Light (12 oz Can) Coors (12 oz Cans)

Queen: Michelob Light (Bottle) Michelob (Bottle)

King: Bud Light (Bottle) Budweiser (Bottle)

STANDARD RULES:

1.	When one moves a piece, one must sip from the piece moved.

2.	When one's piece is captured, one must drink the entire piece.

3.	Castling requires two sips: one from the King, one from the Rook

4.	En passent requires only one sip (as in a standard pawn move)

5.	When one's pawn reaches the eighth rank, and is exchanged for a queen (or other piece), one's opponent must drink the remainder of the pawn.

6.	Once a piece is sipped, that piece must be moved. (taking back moves is not allowed)

7.	One may take as long as one wants to drink a captured piece, but the piece must be quickly consumed when a second piece is captured.

8.	After each exchange of pieces, the players must toast each other's health with the exchanged pieces.

9.	When one is put in check, one must sip from the King.

10.	Passing out constitutes a resignation.

11.	A player may not go the bathroom before his move.

12.	When one is checkmated, one must drink:

1.	The remainder of one's King

2.	The remainder of opponent's King

3.	The remainder of one's pieces.

(That's a lotta beer)

GENERAL HINTS:

1.	Take big sips out of pieces you expect to trade, when moving those pieces. This technique evenly distributes the amount of beer you will consume, and decreases the amount you will have to drink from that piece when it is traded or captured.

2.	If you are a light drinker, avoid exchanges (especially if you are down a piece)

3.	Avoid sacrificing pieces for position. A sacrifice will only force you to drink more. Remember, in this game, you can be beating your opponent, not only by the fact that you have a greater number of pieces left on the board, but also by the fact that you have a greater number of surviving brain cells left.


Beergammon

Another adaptation of board games, this one obviously to Backgammon. A pretty tame game, that just gets tamer. Supplies: you and a partner who wants to play Backgammon, the game itself, and some beverage. Low-mid buzz factor, depending on how fierce the competition is.

Play the game as usual. Any time one of your pieces gets sent to the bar, drink. As well, each time you take a piece off the board, drink again. Pretty straightforward.


Beer Hunter

The rules are so easy, a drunk person could understand. All you need for this game is a sixpack, a box, and people to play it with you.

Take one can. Shake it. Now I don't mean just shake it, I mean SHAKE the sucker! Till it's about to blow up. Then put it in the box with the others and mix them around (one person not looking) and then switch them around again (the other person not looking) Basically, nobody knows where it is.

Now, one person picks a can, holds it to his/her head at an angle, and opens it. If it's not the one, s/he has to drink it. If it is the one, s/he gets a wet head and you can start all over or whatever. Then, if it wasn't the one, the next player takes one and tries. etc.


Beeropoly

An adaptation to the classic game of Monopoly, with a slight twist. Buzz factor is very high. Supplies: players, the game itself, and beer.

The game is Monopoly, but no money is needed; players use beer instead. Each $100 = a drink (sip usually). The rules of money changing hands is a bit tricky. If a player owes money to the bank or another player, that player that owes drinks. If a player is owed money by the bank only (passing GO, for instance) that player must drink. (a variation is to have everyone ELSE drink when a player should collect money from the bank). All dollar values are rounded UP. (i.e. $2 for Baltic is still one drink). It's a social game, and extra rules should be added as needed. Buying property at the start of the game is the hardest part. But then again, imagine paying $2000 rent on Boardwalk with a hotel!


Beerpong

Just like ping-pong, this can be played either in singles or doubles. Supplies: players, beer, and a ping-pong table (or make your own, described later).

Each player fills a cup with beer and places it one paddle-width from the end of the table, in the center (or a paddle-width from the side for doubles). Hitting your opponent's cup earns you a point and requires the opponent to sip (5 sips to a cup). If you get the ball in your opponent's cup, you are awarded 5 points and the opponent must drink whatever remains in the cup (excluding the ball).

No player may touch the ball prior to its hitting the table or a cup; if the ball hits a cup before hitting the table, it remains in play even after a single bounce on the table. A player may attempt to save a point after the ball hits a cup by returning it (provided of course the ball has bounced no more than one time). Multiple hits count only as a single point (exception: a ball hitting a cup and then bouncing inside the cup, or inside the partner's cup, counts as a 5-point inside-the-cup "poofter").

A number of house rules are common - knocking a cup over is grounds for a penalty chug (but no points); ball may not be "auto-returned" via a fortuitous bounce off the cup, etc. The trajectories of the volleys should be high arcs, to keep things civilized (and to maximize your chance at a poofter).

Travel hints: Beer pong nets can be created using some string, two chairs, and three or four paper towels.


Beer Pot

An incredibly simple game that will knock you out of your chair. Basic supplies: beer and people (as usual), plus a big pot, or pitcher.

All players sit in a circle. Each player contributes one beer to the pot. One player starts drinking from the pot. This person can drink as much or little as s/he chooses. When done, the pot passes to the next player who does the same thing. The person who empties the pot is the winner. The person who drink immediately before the winner is the loser.

The loser must then put a beer in the pot for each of the players; then play starts again. Or a variation is that the loser puts in two beers, the winner zero, and everybody else puts in one.

This is also a great game to be played in bars. Buy a big pitcher of beer. Pass it around. The loser buys the next pitcher.

It is important that the pot/pitcher is big - it makes it harder to judge the amount of beer remaining.


Beer Race

The rules are quite simple; potentially high buzz factor. As usual the basic supplies are people and beer.

Each person starts with a full glass/mug/stein/tankard/cup of beer. Any beer will do, but preferably something quite inexpensive.

All platers start drinking at the same time. To signal that you have finished you hold the glass *upside-down* above your head; if anyone does so then the other players must do the same whether or not they have finished drinking.

IMPORTANT NOTE: It isn't required that you actually drink the beer before claiming to have won; the winner is the first person to invert their glass above their head regardless of whether they actually drank the contents.


Beers for Cheers

Very simple. Low-mid buzz factor. Grab a few beers, watch old episodes of "Cheers." Everytime Norm touches his beer, you must take a gulp of your beer. Anytime he actually drinks from the beer you must pound your beer during the entire time he is drinking.


Boat Races

One of those classic endeavors that leaves everyone wet and drunk. Very high buzz factor. Supplies: people and lots of beer.

Have everybody divide up into two even teams. Each team lines up opposite each other, preferably down a long table, or just sitting on the ground. Fill each glass full of beer and place in on the table in front of each player. The players can not touch their glass before they are allowed. The first players on each team start the game by drinking all of their beer and setting the glass back on the table. When the glass touches the table the second person drinks his beer and sets his glass on the table. This continues until the last beer is gone. The first team to place their last empty glass on the table wins. Wins what you may ask? Nothing.

Alternate version: each player has two glasses of beer. The race goes down the line and returns. That means the turn-around players have to drink two beers in a row.


James Bond

Just put on a James Bond Film

Every time someone says "James" drink twice.

Every time someone says "Bond" drink twice.

Every time someone says "James Bond" drink half a beer.

Can be quite amusing, especially when our hero says "My name is Bond, James Bond"


Mille Bornes

This game was created by Shari Simonds and Barry Mitchell

First, get a Mille Bornes card game from wherever you like to buy your toys. There are Mille Bornes games for the computer, but not everyone likes to play a drinking game with the computer. I do, and Barry might - I'll have to ask him, but some people don't.

Roll!

·	Whenever you play a Roll card you must take one sip.

Hazards

·	Whenever a Hazard is played against you then you must take one sip.

Safety Cards

·	I'm talking about the Big Four - Extra Tank, Right of Way, Puncture Proof, and Driving Ace

·	Whenever you play a safety everyone else takes one sip.

·	If it is a Coup Fouree then the person whose hazard you played against takes 2 extra sips.

·	If someone gets all 4 safeties then as soon as the regular drinking is done everyone must take 4 sips to celebrate the event (or get drunker because they know they don't have a chance of winning the hand).

200 Mile Card

·	When you play a 200 mile card you must take 2 sips.

End of the Hand:

·	Everyone who didn't win takes one sip.

·	If the winner had a Safe Trip then everyone else takes one more sip.

·	If the winner won by Delayed Action then everyone takes one more sip.

·	If any player was Shut Out they must guzzle the rest of their drink.

End of the Game:

·	All who lost the game take 2 sips.


Bouncing Ball

A very interesting and imaginative game. Mid level buzz factor.

Supplies: people, beer, and an imaginary ball.

Everyone sits around a table. There are only three words that can be said: WHIZ, BOUNCE, and BOING. Someone starts by saying one of the words.

WHIZ = the ball passes to next player.

BOUNCE = the ball skips the next player and goes to the following player.

BOING = ball hits wall and reverses direction.

The penalty for errors is drinking.

Variation: play with difficult words such as PERFIGLIANO, SCHWARTZ, and a players name.


Bullshit

Another mentally challenging card game that involves beer. High level buzz factor. Supplies: beer, people (not more than 6 for a good game), and a deck of cards.

Sit in a circle, deal out the entire deck of cards evenly, or thereabouts, to each player. The object of the game is to get rid of all your cards. Starting with aces, the first player lays down the number of aces s/he has, stating the number of cards. EVEN if the player doesn't have any of the card, LIE.

If someone thinks that you are lying, they say "Bullshit!" If that person is right, you drink an amount proportional to the number of cards in the stack; lots of cards already played = lots of drinks. However, if you were honest in your play and someone says "Bullshit!" that person ends up drinking the prescribed amount.

Play starts with aces, then goes on accordingly, through kings, then repeats back to aces.

Oh, by the way, if have to drink because of either being caught bullshitting or falsely accusing, in addition to drinking, you must also pick up all of the cards already played and add them to your hand.

Play continues until someone runs out of cards. If you so choose, play could continue down to the last two players.


Buzz

Simple game, low buzz factor. None the less entertaining when a good buzz is already attained. Required supplies: people, and of course, beer.

Sit in a circle. The first player says 'one,' the next player says 'two,' and so on down the line. However, when someone reaches a number that is divisible by 7, s/he says "buzz."

If the player misses a "buzz" when needed, or when an unnecessary "buzz" occurs, that player drinks.

The obvious challenge is to see how high of a number can be attained; but this also means very little drinking. The known current record is over 1200.

Variation: An honest "buzz" would change the direction of the circle. Or add '11' into the rotation and say 'Bizz' for divisibles of 11. In this case, watch out for 77.


Cardinal Puff

I played Cardinal puff many times. The wording we used was slightly different. We said "Cardinal puff, may I begin?" and whoever was a cardinal would say "Yes, you may begin". Then you say: "I am drinking cardinal puff for the very first time tonight". I recall picking up the glass and only holding the pinky away from the glass. The second time, saying "I am drinking cardinal puff puff for the second time tonight" and holding the glass with the pinky and ring finger away from the glass. The third time, I said "I am drinking cardinal puff puff puff for the third and final time tonight". This time I held the glass with the middle, ring, and pinky away from the glass. The rest is the same as the previous poster's version (i.e. tapping the glass once, twice, three times, standing up, etc).

We got "bored" of cardinal puff and tried eagle puff. We would have to do the whole thing with one less "glug". Then we did "speed races" trying to go through the cardinal puff sequence without messing up and trying to beat the other players. The first time I played this game, I got all the way to the end and got dinged on not picking up the glass correctly when I was saying "Once a cardinal, always a cardinal". I recall we ran out of the liquor I was using and so they gave me some other concoction the 3rd time around- I quit after the 4th mishap :-)

It's a fun game, but can be brutal if you don't have a lot of people playing (because you learn it by watching and listening to the ones before you, who inevitably mess up somewhere in the sequence...).


Century Club

This is another straight forward simple game, the best kind.

You will end up very drunk, very quickly if you play this. The necessary materials are: people, lots of beer, and a designated time keeper.

Every minute for 100 minutes, each player takes a shot of beer (1 oz or 1.5 oz, you choose). At one oz, this equates to just short of nine cans of beer in just over 1.5 hours. That's a lot of beer.

The game starts out slow, but in the later rounds you wonder where the time went.

It helps to have a timekeeper because otherwise, you tend to miss a few shots in there.

Remember, not everyone makes it to 100. But if you do, feel proud.


Dazed and Confused

Get lots of beers and a copy of Dazed and Confused. Whenever anyone says "man", drink. At certain points in the movie you must down a whole beer.

These points are:

·	When Melvin says "You know us, we got a few sixers! You with us?"

·	Funneling scene at the moontower.

·	When Wooderson pulls into the fast food place "Alright, Alright..."

Contributed by Benjamin Wien (benjamin.wien@mail.cc.trincoll.edu)


Dennis Miller

After his network show got canceled, this game wasn't getting much action, but now you can get him on HBO. It's also possible to use one of his comedy tapes.

What you do:

Turn the sound off, make a pitcher of kamikazes, and every time he runs his hand through his hair you either have to do a shot or take off an article of clothing.

(From richh@tigger.jvnc.net)


Dice

Quite similar to, but not as involved as Three Man. Still, a high buzz factor. Standard supplies: beer, people, liquor, dice.

Roll two dice. Anything that adds up to six (i.e. 2-4,5-1) or has a six in it (i.e. 6-1, 6-2, 6-2, 6-3, 6-4, 6-5), you drink a "good" gulp of beer. Any time you roll double 2s, 4s, or 5s you drink that many (2, 4, or 5) "good" gulps of beer (You can modify this to just one "gulp" on doubles). If you roll double 3s you are penalized twice, for getting doubles and adding up to six. Thus four "good" gulps (or 2 if you play the modified rules). The killer is double 1s or double 6s. For this you do a SHOT of your favorite poison (i.e. JD, Southern Comfort, tequila, etc). Lastly...you continue rolling until you get something that you don't drink on (i.e. 1-2, 1-3, 1-4, 1-5, 2-3, 2-5, 3-4, 3-5, 4-5). If you roll the dice off the table, you are also rewarded with a gulp of beer.


Drop the Dime

To play this game you will need a cigarette, a glass, a napkin, and a dime. Unfold the napkin and place it over the mouth of the glass so that it will stay in place (may need to secure with tape or rubber band). Then place the dime in the center of the napkin. The object is to see how much of the napkin you can burn away, taking turns, with the cigarette. The player to cause the dime to drop consumes a full glass of beer.


Drug Dealer

Quite a simple game actually, with a low-mid boot factor.

This is a game to play while doing other things at a party. To play the game you need one playing card for each participant. You always need one King and one Ace, and a variety of numbered cards some low, some mid, some high, but just one card per player.

The cards are dealt face down, take a quick peek. The person who gets the King is the cop, the person who gets the ace is the drug dealer, everyone else are bystanders.

It is the drug dealers job to very, VERY discreetly wink at another player, this person while eventually say the deal has been made. At this time the cop identifies him/herself and tries to figure out who the dealer is. The cop chooses a player, if wrong the cop drinks the number shown on the card, and then chooses again, if wrong again, he drinks the number on that card. When the cop chooses correctly, the drug dealer drinks the NUMBER OF CARDS remaining NOT the total of the numbers on the cards.

After that, the cards are redealt and the game goes on.

This is a great game for when people don't feel like playing a game because it's the regular socializing that helps disguise any winks and keep the cop on his/her toes. However, it helps a lot if the players do sit in a circle while playing, and not spread around a room.

Obviously if you want to increase the boot factor, play with high numbered cards.


Drunk Driver

The rules for this are easy, there is a dealer and one driver. The dealer deals 6 cards (more for a greater challenge, less for an easy road) face down to the driver. The driver turns over a card and one of the following will happen:

if the card is a non-face card or ace, nothing happens and the driver moves onto the next card.

if the card is a face card or ace, the driver is dealt additional cards based on which card; Jack = +1 card, Queen = +2 cards, King = +3 cards, and Ace = +4 cards. As well, as being dealt more cards, the driver also has to have a drink for each additional card. (ace turned over - 4 cards and 4 drinks).

The game continues until the driver has successfully made it off the road (gone through all cards dealt). If the dealer runs out of cards, simply reshuffle the cards already played.


E.R.

If Carter:

·	introduces himself as "John Carter"  1 drink

·	acts like Benton  2 drinks

·	says something sarcastic about Benton  1 drink (2 if Benton overhears it)

·	learns a new procedure  1 drink

·	flirts with another med student  1 drink

·	has an encounter in the ER with another med student  1 drink

·	has an encounter with another med student outside the ER  2 drinks

·	gets it right the first time  1 drink

·	is woken up suddenly  1 drink

·	is the victim of a practical joke  1 drink

·	shows off in front of another med student  1 drink

·	acts cooler than actually is  1 drink

·	crouches in hallway or outside hospital, holding stethoscope, after frustrating event in ER  1 drink

·	gets some  2 drinks

·	gets some from a doctor  chug

·	flakes out on Gant (again...)  1 drink

·	gets drunk while on call  2 drinks

If Ross:

·	gets puppydog eyes while looking at Hathaway  1/2 drink

·	visits Hathaway off duty at an inappropriate time and gets rejected  2 drinks

·	visits Hathaway off duty at an inappropriate time and doesn't get rejected  2 drinks

·	sleeps with Hathaway  chug

·	makes a pass at someone other than Hathaway  1 drink

·	beds down with someone other than Hathaway  1 drink

·	gets reminded of the importance of true love  1 drink

·	rejects a woman's advances  chug

·	calls social services  1 drink

·	says the word kiddo1 drink

·	musses with child's hair  1 drink

·	punches child's parent  1 drink

·	does something to jeopardize his career  1 drink

·	does something to save his career  2 drinks

·	acts fatherly toward Charlie  1 drink

If Greene:

·	says I'm in  1 drink

·	doesn't wear scrubs  2 drinks

·	tries to leave ER, but is held up by emergency  1 drink

·	actually leaves the ER  2 drinks

·	says something encouraging to Carter  1 drink

·	forgets an appointment because is too busy in the ER  1 drink

·	(two if it's his daughter's birthday, and boo loudly)

·	hands off assignment to another doctor  1 drink

·	complains about his wife  1 drinks

·	has trouble controlling his daughter  1 drink

·	does or says something racist  1 drink

·	gets beaten up for it  2 drinks

·	loses a patient  1 drink

·	stands up for Ross  1 drink

·	fights with Ross  2 drinks

·	goes on a double date with Ross  chug

If Benton:

·	blows off Carter  1 drink

·	blows off another resident  1 drink

·	lets Carter do something new  1 drink

·	blows off a family obligation  1 drink

·	actually makes it to a family engagement  chug (half-chug if he's late)

·	messes up a procedure  2 drinks

·	says something sarcastic  1 drink

·	goes on a date  2 drinks

·	gets some  chug

·	shows some responsibility for his soon-to-be child  2 drinks and cheer

·	muscles in on someone else's procedure  1 drink

·	brother-in-law (The Guy from Pulp Fiction) appears  1 drink

·	blows off head nurse  1/2 drink

·	says something kind to any ER member  3 drinks

·	seems to actually care about a patient  1 drink

If Hathaway:

·	looks at Ross while he's not looking  1/2 drink

·	mentions suicide attempt  2 drinks

·	does some Mother Theresa-esque thing  1/2 drink

·	bounces from one doctor to another in order to assign patient to someone  1 drink

·	not in pink scrubs  1 drink

·	makes a comment about scrubs, their color, etc.  1 drink

·	helps out in the ER wearing a tank top  2 drinks

·	is rude to Jeanie  1 drink

·	goes on a date  chug

·	alludes to her desire to become a doctor  1 drink

·	kicks ass on the MCAT  2 drinks

·	is held hostage  1 drink

·	befriends the person holding her hostage  2 drinks

If Jeanie:

·	gets in a "that's a nurse's job" fight with Hathaway  1 drink

·	tells someone she's HIV positive  2 drinks

·	announces her HIV status to the entire staff  chug

·	goes on a date  2 drinks

·	gets some  chug

·	gets back together with Al  2 drinks, and boo

If Weaver:

·	fights with another ER doctor  1 drink

·	(2 if she does it in front of the patient)

·	is made fun of  1 drink (2 if she catches them)

·	her voice comes out of the computer  1 drink

·	stands up for Jeanie  2 drinks

·	kisses Dr. Anspaughs ass  2 drinks

If Swift:

·	appears in a scene  1 drink

·	makes a good comment regarding a med student  1 drink

·	makes a sarcastic remark towards any ER Staff member  1 drink

·	makes a sarcastic remark towards Dr. Greene  2 drinks

·	contradicts any other ER doctor in re: treatment  1 drink

·	shows up in spandex  2 drinks

If Morganstern:

·	tells Greene to control Ross  1 drink

·	mentions the piano showroom  1 drink

·	shows up in the ER wearing a skirt  2 drinks

·	his family comes to the ER and serenades him with bagpipes  chug

If Jerry:

·	corrects someone that he is the "emergency services coordinator"  1 drink

·	appears in a costume of some sort (Shakespeare, Santa, etc.)  1 drink

·	antagonizes Benton  1 drink

If Anyone:

·	asks Has anyone seen Carter?  1 drink

·	reports multiple gunshot wounds  1 drink

·	mentions how little sleep they get (e.g. Anything more than 3 hours and I'm sluggish all day Benton)  1 drink

·	shows up inappropriately garbed (i.e. tailored labcoat, tuxedo, helmet, etc.)  1 drink

·	has sex in ER  2 drinks

·	sleeps in ER (staff member)  1/2 drink

·	plays Doom against another hospital  1 drink

·	orders a chem 7  1 drink

·	orders O negative blood  1 drink

·	says stat  1 drink

·	refers to the battle between clinicians and surgeons  1 drink

·	refers to the battle between nurses and PAs (physician's assistants)  2 drinks

If:

·	Patrick, the guy with the helmet appears  1 drink

·	someone calls "Carter" something other than "Carter"  1 drink

·	a firefighter in full turnout gear (Including Helmet) appears  1 drink

·	a policeman appears  1 drink (2 if he turns out to be a wife beater, and boo loudly)

·	the ER crew watches the scene of an accident on TV and prepare  1 drink

·	a member of the ER staff comes in on a gurney  1 drink (2 if they've inflicted it upon themselves)

·	an elderly patient wants to die  1 drink

·	defibrillators are used on a patient  1/2 drink

·	defibrillators are used on an staff member  1 drink

·	a gang member comes in as a patient, kicking and screaming  1 drink

·	a gang member pulls out a gun in the ER  1 drink

·	a gang member attacks any employee of the ER  2 drinks

·	any employee fights back  2 drinks

·	a gang member has drugs hidden on them  1 drink

·	Dr. Vuselich suspiciously drops someone from his study  1 drink

·	there is a long litany of abbreviations (i.e.: "Get a CBC, chem 7, lytes, ABG, LFT, head CT, do a 500 ML D5W NS fluid challenge.")  1 drink

·	a mental patient who forgot to take his/her lithium shows up  1 drink

·	the nurses go on strike  2 drinks

·	you make the diagnosis before the ER staff does (nurses, med students, PAs, and doctors are disqualified from this item)  chug

And if you're watching re-runs....

If Lewis:

·	gets in an argument with another doctor  1 drink (2 drinks if resident)

·	is alone and stressed-out  1 drink

·	flirts with Dr. Greene  1 drink

·	goes on a date with Dr. Greene  2 drinks

·	kisses Dr. Greene  2 drinks

·	is contradicted by Dr. Weaver  1 drink

·	is called "Big Susie"  1 drink

·	brings "Little Susie" into the ER  1 drink

·	has Ross examine "Little Susie"  2 drinks

·	has anyone in the ER watch "Little Susie"  1 drink

·	talks about "Little Susie"  1 drink

·	smokes a cigarette  2 drinks

If Chloe:

·	is in a scene  1 drink

·	steals/breaks/wrecks something of Susan's  1 drink

·	smokes/drinks/eats bad food while talking about her baby  1 drink (2 if Susan calls her on it)

·	a boyfriend (doesn't matter which) appears  1 drink

·	is sober  2 drinks

If Deb Chen:

·	screws up  1 drink

·	screws up in the middle of a trauma  2 drinks

·	screws up because she's an ambitious freak  2 drinks

·	screws up trying to one-up Carter  2 drinks

·	says something negative about patients  1 drink

If Bob:

·	appears  1 drink

·	performs a medical procedure  2 drinks


Fuzzy Duck

A good get-to-know-ya kind of game. Simple supplies: people and beer. Low buzz factor. Not too bad of a game after everybody's had a few.

Begin the game by saying "fuzzy duck" to the person to your left. That person then says "fuzzy duck" to the person on his/her left. This continues until someone decides to change the direction of play by saying "does he" (duzzy). "Does he" changes the direction and the phrase that is said. Not only does the direction change but the people must say "ducky fuzz." Now the game is going to the right with "ducky fuzz." The direction is then changed back by saying "duzzy." The words to say go back to "fuzzy duck."

Any screw-ups  drink. After awhile when the mistakes are more frequent, it turns into, "Does he F**k?" or "F**k he does."

Variation: the same player cannot say the same thing consequtively within the same round. i.e.: if player 1 starts with "Fuzzy Duck," and play comes back around to him, he must say "Does He" before being able to say "Fuzzy Duck" again.


Fuzzy Duck 2
Fuzzy Duck #2

This is a British drinking game called fuzzy duck. It's a good word type game which becomes much harder when pissed. The rules are quite straightforward , the players sit round a table or in a circle on the floor. Each participant has a drink in front of them, we like to do this using small glasses each with a very strong shot in it.

The play commences as follows;

1.	one player is nominated to start.

2.	They either say "FUZZY DUCK" or "DUCKY FUZZ" the choice is theirs.

3.	If the first player said "FUZZY DUCK" then the player on their left can either say "FUZZY DUCK" or "DOES HE".

4.	If the first player said "DUCKY FUZZ" then the player on their right can either say "DUCKY FUZZ" or "DOES HE".

5.	If the second player in either direction repeats the first player then the play passes on to the next person round the table. They can say "FUZZY DUCK"/"DUCKY FUZZ" following the second player or "DOES HE".

6.	The phrase "DOES HE" reverses the play around the group i.e.. switches clockwise for anti-clockwise or vice-versa. It also has the effect of changing the phrase so "DUCKY FUZZ" becomes "FUZZY DUCK" and vice-versa.

7.	Two people can say "DOES HE" one after another, this has the effect that the play carries on in the same direction as before and with the same phrase.

8.	There are only two more rules, you cannot say the same phrase twice in one session. If you said "DUCKY FUZZ" last time and the order of play means that you should say "DUCKY FUZZ" again you must say "DOES HE" so reversing the direction of play and the phrase.

9.	If anyone makes any form of mistake in pronunciation or in the order of play, i.e.. saying the same phrase twice, then a forfeit must be paid. Normally this consists of downing your shot in one, any mistakes in carrying out the forfeit can lead to further forfeits.

OK it sounds complicated but it isn't to bad if you try it. Below is a simulated game between five people (number 1 to 5 in a clockwise direction), player 1 starts.

Player	1. "FUZZY DUCK"

2. "FUZZY DUCK"

3. "FUZZY DUCK"

4. "DOES HE"

3. "DUCKY FUZZ"

2. "DOES HE"

3. "FUZZY DUCK"

4. "FUZZY DUCK"

5. "FUZZY DUCK"

1. "FUZZY DUCK".....Player one is at fault for saying the same phrase twice. They should have said "DOES HE".

The game works best if you start a session slowly and gradually build up speed. A session lasts until someone makes a mistake. A small tip watch your pronunciation "DUCKY FUZZ" can quite easily become "F**K HE DOES" and "FUZZY DUCK" becomes "DOES HE F**K".


Go Fish

A very simple adaptation to the card game of the same name.

Supplies: people, beer, and cards.

Deal the game as you normally would. Anytime you ask for a card and are told to "go fish," you drink once. Everytime you have to give a card to another player, you drink twice, three times for face cards and aces. Everytime time you lay down a pair, your opponent(s) drink twice. It's that simple.


Guess the Note

As many people as are interested can play, the more the merrier. A game for the more musically inclined. Low buzz factor. Supplies: people, bottled beer, and some musical instruments (piano is best).

One player takes a seat at the instrument. The other players drink unspecified amounts of beer from the bottles. The first player blows a note on his bottle, as if playing a flute. The person at the instrument has 3 tries to repeat the note with the instrument. If repeated correctly, the first player drinks. If the person never matches the note, he drinks three and passes his turn.


Hi Bob
Hi, Bob

Similar to "TV Characters," another old style drinking game steeped in tradition. Mid-High buzz factor. Supplies: people, beer, and episodes of the original "Bob Newhart Show," or even "Newhart," if desperate.

Simple rules: whenever anybody on the show says "Hi, Bob!", everybody calls out "HI BOB!" and takes a very generous drink of their beer. People on the show say "Hi, Bob" so often, that even the guys who can hold their alcohol the best will get at least a good buzz.


High Low
High - Low

This is another very easy game with a pretty decent buzz factor. Materials needed: people, beer, cards.

Player one is dealt a card. S/he then guesses whether the next card will be higher or lower than the next card. If wrong, s/he drinks once (because one card was showing). If correct, s/he guesses again. After taking at least three cards, the player may choose to continue or pass, BUT ONLY after having taken at least three cards. If the player pass, the next player starts where the previous left off.

When a player guesses incorrectly, s/he drinks for each card showing. SO, the strategy is to build up a lot of cards and then pass it to the next player.

Before play starts, determine by vote if equal cards are a loss or correct guess.


Icetray Quarters

Supplies: Icetray, beer, a quarter, and people

Play follows as regular quarters except you are shooting into an icetray. The right side of the tray is the "give" side and the left side is the "take" side. The number of drinks to be given or taken corresponds to how far away the hole is. One drink for the hole closest to you and then one more for each one further away. You shoot until you miss or hit the "take" side and must drink yourself.


Indian Poker

A pretty silly looking game, but that's what makes it fun. Supplies: people, beer, and a deck of cards. Mid-high buzz factor.

Each player is dealt one card that they can not look at. They must place the card on their foreheads so that everyone else can see the cards. That means you can see everyone card but your own.

Dealer begins by betting that he has the highest card by saying how many drinks he wishes to bet. Players who don't think they can win fold and take as many drinks from their beer that the current bet is at. The player who ends up losing with the lowest card with the lowest card must drink the total of the bets.


I Never

This is a great game for a group of close friends or people who really like to share hints of their dark pasts. Only supplies are people with inquiring minds, and beer. You probably won't get drunk playing this, but it's a great ice-breaker for a party.

Everyone sits around a table, or on the floor if you so desire. One person goes first by making a TRUE statement that begins with "I never...." For example, "I've never been to Disneyland." Then, if any other player HAS DONE what the person said, they simply drink.

As the game progresses, the statements tend to get more personal and explicit. But the game only works when people are honest. However, if somebody drinks on an "I never..," no explanation is necessary. For example, if someone says, "I've never had sex with an inflatable doll," and someone ends up drinking to it, no explanation is needed, just a drink of affirmation.


Kings

A simple game, could be quite interesting. A game that could very easily be played in a bar, making the lives of others more interesting. Played with liquor not beer. Supplies: people, a variety of liquor, and a deck of cards.

Shuffle the cards. Start dealing one card at a time, face up, to each player. The first person to be dealt a king picks a liquor, the second dealt a king picks the mixer, the third makes the drink (or buys it), and the last dealt a king drinks it.

This can turn out to be quite a laugh; it relies purely on chance, and if you pick a really disgusting liquor or liquor/mixer combination, it could happen that you'll be the one required to drink the concoction.


Kings and Blood

Simple game, simple rules. Very High buzz factor. Supplies: people, beer (as usual), and a deck o' cards.

Shuffle a deck of cards, spread out face down on a table. Place a cup, or some sort of container in center of table. Go around table drawing cards one at a time. If you draw a red card, drink twice. If you draw a black card, don't drink. If you draw ANY king, pour a desired amount of beer into the center cup. Whoever draws the final (fourth) king, must chug the center cup.


Kiss n Slap
Kiss-n-Slap

You have to let at least one male/female in on it before you start. Send the guys and girls off into separate rooms. Have the guy and girl who are in on it start by calling in a guy or girl. You line up and whoever's in the front of the line preferably whoever knows the game starts. (now this is where there could be some variation I suppose) The leader says 'now everybody has to do what I do so pay close attention.' The person behind the leader who is "in on it" puts their hands on the leaders hips. So, supposedly whoever is there will do the same to whoever is in front of them. Then the leader turns and kisses the person behind them and this continues until you get to the first person who is new in line. The person in front of them turns and instead of kissing them slaps them in the face. As long as you don't play with anyone really violent it is pretty funny. You continue until everybody has been called out of the rooms. (helps if it is an all couples party or same number of guys and girls attend.) When people get liquored up and play it can be downright hilarious. TRUST ME.


Master of the Thumb

This game is played in conjunction with any other game during the course of the evening. It is very simple and easily adapted.

The game starts by picking the person who will be the first Master Of The Thumb. While sitting around the table having a good time, the Master Of The Thumb can, at any time s/he chooses, nonchalantly place her thumb on the edge of the table. After she has started this, anyone who notices must follow example. The last person to place his/her thumb on the table loses and has to drink, but they do become the new Master Of The Thumb. If anyone places their thumb on the table without the real Master Of The Thumb starting it, they have to drink.


Mexicali

 Need: 2 dice and a cup to roll them in.

 Everyone at the table has their own drink. The object is to shake the dice in the cup, slam it on the table, lift it up and take a peek at the dice (don't let anyone else see them!!) and then announce what you have. There is a lot of bluffing involved because if your roll doesn't top the previous roll you have to drink. If you bluff and get caught, you drink. If you get called on the roll but really have beaten the previous, then the person who called you has to drink. If you bluff and get away with it the dice pass to the next person. The only person who can call your bluff is the person who's roll you are trying to beat. Rolls are based on the two digit number they form when placed side by side (ex. a 3 and a 4 would be "43") or if you throw doubles the value is one die times a hundred (ex. double 2 would count as "200"). There are also some other special rolls that affect the game: "21" (a 2 and a 1) is called a Mexicali and beats all other rolls (including double 6, or "600"), a "31" is a "reverse" and play goes back the other way around the table, "32" is a "social" and everybody drinks. "Reverse" and "social" both cancel out the previous roll so you don't have to worry about beating the previous guy's score. If you are caught bluffing a Mexicali you have to down the whole drink.

 To sum:

 2-1 "21" Mexicali Beats all

 3-1 "31" Reverse

 3-2 "32" Social

 4-1 "41"

 4-2 "42"

 4-3 "43"

 4-5 "45"

 5-1 "51"

 5-2 "52"

 5-3 "53"

 5-4 "54"

 6-1 "61"

 6-2 "62"

 6-3 "63"

 6-4 "64"

 6-5 "65"

 1-1 "100"

 2-2 "200"

 3-3 "300"

 4-4 "400"

 5-5 "500"

 6-6 "600"

When rolling all you have to do is tie the previous roll, so if a Mexicali is rolled you can either call the guy's bluff or accept it and try to tie it. Optional: Successive Mexicalis double the amount of drink to consume on a challenge or bluff.


Mexican

Takes a bit to catch onto, but once understood, quite a competitive game. Requires people, beer and dice. Mid buzz factor.

Someone arbitrarily goes first by rolling the dice. The score for the dice is as follows:

2 & 1 = Mexican, the highest possible roll.

 (if you throw one of these, the eventual loser has to drink double the standard drinking quantity being used for the game.)

 (each subsequent mexican in that round will double the required drink for loser). More easily understood later.

3 & 1 =scumbag

the thrower immediately has to consume one drink. This throw does not count as one of the thrower's goes.

Any double = 100 times the double i.e., double 1 scores 100, double 2 scores 200 etc.

Any other throw = The highest number multiplied by 10 + the smallest number i.e., 5 & 4 scores 54, 6 & 1 scores 61 etc.

The starter has the choice of one, two of three rolls to obtain the best score they can. The starter's score is the score of their last throw i.e., if you throw a 61 then 63 with your first two throws and elect to take a third throw, you must count the third throw even if it's lower. Every other player in the game has the choice of throwing up to as many times as the starter i.e., if the starter takes one throw, all other players have only one throw.

Holding a dice - if a player has more than one throw available, they may hold a 1 or a 2 (if thrown) for subsequent throws i.e., if you have 2 or 3 throws and you throw a 4:1 on your first go, you may, if you wish, only pick up the 4 and throw it as your next go. This tactic will increase your chance of a mexican, while also increasing your chance of a low score or scumbag. If you throw a scumbag you may not hold the 1.

The loser is the person who throws the lowest score. In the event of a tie, all players with the lowest score must roll one dice and the lowest number loses.

Play as many rounds as desired.


Name Game
The Name Game

Another good "get to know ya'" kind of game. Mid buzz factor. Only the standard supplies are needed: people and beer.

Everybody sits in a circle, (isn't this how most games start?) and someone starts by saying the name of someone famous, or pretty close to being famous as far as those people are concerned.

The next person says a name that starts with the first letter of the last name of the previous name. Sound confusing? Not really.

Mel Brooks

|

Bart Simpson

|

Sam Donaldson

|

Dick Vitale

|

Vincent Price

|

Pat Robertson

|

Rick Mears

|

Michelle Pfeiffer

If a player can't think of a name IMMEDIATELY, they must consume for the DURATION until they can think of an appropriate name.

Play never stops, it is always moving. Now, if someone says a name that begins with the same letter on first and last names (i.e.: Donald Duck, Mickey Mouse) or is a single name (i.e.: Madonna, Cher) then the direction of the circle reserves.

For example:

Michelle Pfeiffer

|

Patty Duke

|

Donald Duck

| (direction change)

Davy Jones

|

Jesus

| (direction change)

Jim Morrison

|

Mike Tyson

and so on.

(also referred to as "Think While You Drink")


One Big Chicken

A great bar game, any number of people may play. High buzz factor. Supplies: people and beer, the basics. But what's really important is to have someone who knows all ten phrases.

The person who knows all the phrases begins, one phrase a time. The game follows the same routine as the Twelve Days of Christmas. So, the sixth person in the circle would have to repeat the sixth phrase, as well as the previous five.

If you mess up a phrase you drink the number of phrases you had to complete, and then start over at the first phrase. This continues until the game is completed, saying all ten without screwing up.

The phrases are:

1.	Big Chicken

2.	Cute Ducks

3.	Brown Bears

4.	Hairy Running Hares

5.	Fat Females Sitting, Sipping scotch, and smoking cigarettes

6.	Sheets Slit by Sam the Sheet Slitter

7.	Sexy Siamese Sailors sailing the seven seas

8.	Echoing egotists echoing egotistical ecstasies

9.	Naughty Knocked up Nuns navigating the Nigerian desert towards the nunnery

10.	fig pluckers plucking figs, I'm not a fig plucker or a fig pluckers son but I'll pluck figs until the fig plucking's done!


Party of Five

Take a sip every time:

·	Bailey takes one (imitate him - a sip for a sip, a chug for a chug)

·	Someone refers to Bailey's problem

·	The words "Bailey" and "alcoholic" are used in the same sentence (chug if Bailey admits to being one)

·	Julia points out that somebody else has a problem

·	Claudia complains that the family is falling apart

·	someone is crying

·	Claudia gets teary eyed and has that one really big drop

·	Sarah is studying, needs to study or makes reference to the act of studying

·	Julia takes a dramatic pause mid-sentence

·	a character is called by a contraction of his/her name (i.e. Jul, Bay, Claud, O, etc.)

·	Claudia storms out of a room

·	Griffin looks confused

·	Claudia acts like she thinks she's older than Bailey

·	Charlie is wearing a flannel shirt (only one sip per shirt...pay attention!)

·	Sarah's mom calls the apartment and Sarah doesn't answer the phone

·	Claudia daydreams about her football player

Take two sips every time:

·	Bailey does

·	Charlie gets laid

·	Claudia plays the violin

·	Julia gets laid

·	Bailey goes to an AA meeting with that new chick

·	Bailey gets laid (chug if it's the chick)

·	Charlie gives his "I'm your guardian" speech

·	it appears to be an atypically sunny morning in Foggy San Francisco

·	Claudia blames something on the death of their parents

·	Charlie wonders how his mother/father would handle a situation

·	Bailey, Sarah or Claudia actually attend a class at school/college

·	Claudia suddenly appears somewhere that she couldn't possibly have gone without driving (Avery's house, Bailey's wrestling meet)

·	Julia and Griffin are so perfect that they make you want to yak

·	Claudia is wearing that ridiculous mascot outfit

·	Bailey has to fix something in an apartment other than the one that chick and her daughter live in

Chug if:

·	Bailey does

·	Charlie shaves (or has shaved)

·	Bailey ever has to shave

·	Claudia gets the football guy

·	we ever find out what happened to the dog

·	Kirsten shows up and has another breakdown OR Kirsten appears in an episode and DOESN'T have a breakdown

·	we ever see Julia's car

·	Owen talks

·	Owen acts retarded

·	Owen talks and sounds retarded

·	Owen has to go to kindergarten on a little yellow bus

Crawl inside the bottle if:

·	Claudia gets laid

·	Owen gets laid


Peanut Races

 You need:

·	2-6 players, each with a full glass (cups will NOT work) of beer (and pitchers on hand for refills)

·	Shelled peanuts (fresh roasted or out of a can - it doesn't matter)

The Object:

The object is for each player to drop a peanut into their own glass of beer, and then watch to see how long it takes to rise back to the surface. The player whose peanut reaches the surface last is the loser, and must drink the entire glass of beer. The loser's glass is then refilled and another round is played.

The Rules:

(1)	The loser from the previous round calls a countdown for dropping the peanuts, e.g. Ready-3-2-1-DROP!

(2)	Players must drop their peanut exactly when DROP is called. If a player drops their peanut too early or too late, they are the loser and must drink their beer.

(3)	If a player drops their peanut on time, but it falls outside the glass (believe me it happens), then they are the loser and must drink their beer.

(4)	When a player loses, the other players may not point a finger at the loser, nor shout "DRINK". If a player points a finger at the loser, or shouts "DRINK", then they too (along with the loser) must drink their beer.

(5)	After a round, players must retrieve their peanut from their glass, eat it, and choose a new one.

(6)	All players must use similar peanuts (e.g. brown skin removed, brown skin not removed, halves, or wholes), the choice of which is made by the loser of the previous round.

The results:

This game is unbelievable fun in groups of 2-6. More players means it's difficult to keep an eye on all the glasses when the peanuts are surfacing. Someone is bound to get legless. I have many happy memories of playing this game at various pubs in Perth, Western Australia.

Contributed by Liam Gumley (LiamG@ssecmail.ssec.wisc.edu)


Pennies In a Pitcher

1.	Everyone chips in and buys a pitcher.

2.	The pitcher is passed around the table clockwise. Each person drinks as much as they want from it.

3.	The person sitting to the right of the one who finishes the pitcher buys the next round. It's simple, but great. (You really have to play a round or two to understand all the subtleties of this game.)

A similar version is as follows: Each time a sip is taken, a quarter (or suitable ante) is tossed into the pitcher by the drinker. Whoever chugs the pitcher dry, i.e., drinks for dollars, collects the loot. It could be advised to use nickels vs. quarters as, when swallowed, they tend to pass through the digestive system easier.

These and many other gnarly beer games are described in the two book series "The Complete Book of Beer Drinking Games", written by three Yale students. The first one is better, very entertaining.


Peuchre

A drinking game adapted to the card game Eu. If you don't know how to play Eu, don't ask. It has to be seen to be understood, and not many people get it after that. So, this game is for those who know how to play the game.

Lose a point: one drink per point.

Get Eud : five drinks, plus drinks for points.

Take all during loner: losers drink 10, plus points.

Partner over-trumps when not necessary: partner has two.

Caught Reneging: Kill entire beer.

Victorious: Have a few to celebrate.

Add to and adjust as needed.


Pursuit

Group players in a circle. Put any question/answer type game in the center. The game begins by choosing one person as a "chaser" and another as the "runner". The chaser picks a question from the deck and reads it aloud. The runner decides whether to play or pass. If the runner passes then he must drink. Activity cards may make the game more interesting. If the runner answers the question correctly then the chaser has to perform the action on the card. If the runner gets answers wrong then he must do the action.

Obviously, it is possible to avoid a 50% possibility of performing an "activity" by simply continuing to pass... but this also means you drink *every* time. Eventually, you might decide to risk it.

Now if you are the chaser... you are more or less at the mercy of the runner.

Each turn is for only one question, and the runner and chaser position each rotates one person clockwise each turn. Everyone gets to play.


Quantum Leap

 with special thanks to Marshall Maresca, Jim Berniger, Scott Casteel, Lady Johanna Constantine, Loren Finkelstein, Erik Reid Jones, Dotty Klein, Terri Librande, Billy Don McConnell, Deborah Ramsey, Mel Rupinski, and Sally Smith.

 Items marked '*' come from the Quantum Leap Drinking Game written by Mary Allison with Shari Feldman, Miriam Ferziger, Dara Golden, Paul Woodard, and Caren Pelletier.

 Items marked '+' come from the Quantum Leap Drinking Game written by Christine White with special thanks to Sally Smith for bringing it to my attention.

This is a variation of a standard television show drinking game. It is recommended that you play this game either during a rerun or while watching episodes on videotape and that you pre-select which situations you want to look out for, otherwise you'll probably be wasted by the end of the first act.

Please feel free to distribute this list freely and to make any additions you feel should be included. Please send any additions or comments via Internet email to finifter@gandalf.rutgers.edu or through postal mail to Tracy Finifter, 560 Gravelly Run, Mays Landing, NJ, 08330. I'm really interested in how this list will be circulated.

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Before you begin, once you know which episode you're watching, everybody playing take a guess as to how many drinks will be scored (sips don't count). The winner gets to take home the leftovers (if any) while the loser has to clean up.

Notes: # All values are doubled if Al is in uniform at any point during the episode.

# For "The Leap Back", substitute Sam for Al and Al for Sam regarding conditions that are Leaper and/or Observer specific.

Take a sip when:

·	Sam looks in the mirror.

·	Al slaps the handlink.

·	Al has a cigar (an extra drink if he's actually smoking it).

·	We hear, but not see, the Imaging Chamber door.

Take 1 drink when:

 - Sam says "Oh, boy," in the leap-in.

 - Sam fumbles around because he doesn't know someone's name.

 - Sam gets into a fistfight (an extra drink if he performs a 'flying noodle kick').

 - Sam "predicts" history.

 - Sam leaps out while hugging someone.

 - Sam makes an excuse for why he can't remember something.

 - Sam speaks in a foreign language.

 * Sam makes a comment about being a woman.

 + Sam talks poignantly of Elk Ridge, Indiana (extra drink if he also mentions something that he and Tom used to do together as boys).

 - Al mentions an ex-wife other than his first wife, Beth.

 - Al has trouble remembering which wife was which.

 - Al talks about Tina.

 - Al yells to Gooshie from the Imaging Chamber.

 - Al passes through something (an extra drink if he passes through someone).

 - Al doesn't hear Sam because he's too busy eyeing a woman (an extra drink if Sam has to whistle to get Al's attention).

 - Al runs off synonyms for 'zero' (an extra drink if he runs off synonyms for something else).

 * Al instructs Sam how to do something (an extra drink if Al learned how to do it from an ex-wife).

 * Al says "That's impossible."

 + Al mentions Gooshie's bad breath.

 + Al calls someone a nozzle.

 - Someone makes a remark about Sams Swiss cheesed memory (the words Swiss cheese must be used).

 - Someone makes a comment about Al's wardrobe.

 - Gooshie is referred to as a "little guy with bad breath."

 - We see the Imaging Chamber door.

 - A reference is made to the heavenly entity controlling Sam's leaps.

Take 2 drinks when:

 - Sam says "Oh, boy," AFTER the leap-in (opening credits).

 - Sam asks Al how long he's been there and Al replies, "Long enough to...".

 - Sam leaps before his birthday (Aug. 8, 1953) by less than one year.

 - Sam takes his shirt off (an extra drink if he takes something else off).

 - Sam and Al go into the bathroom in order to talk (an extra drink if Al complains about that).

 - Sam gives an inspirational speech.

 - Sam pretends to talk on the phone so he can talk to Al.

 - Sam does something that is physically impossible for the leapee to do.

 - Sam leaps outside the United States.

 - Sam plays the piano.

 - Sam says that he has never been more embarrassed in his life.

 * Sam says "That's impossible."

 * Sam sends Al to watch someone.

 + Sam sings or dances.

 + Sam disregards what Ziggy says he's there to do because of a feeling in his gut or the look in her eye.

 + Sam mentions the simo-leap.

 + Sam experiences symptoms or memories particular to the leapee.

 - Al bemoans the fact that he can't eat because he's a hologram.

 - Al pops out without using the Imaging Chamber door.

 - Al brings an object other than a cigar or the handlink into the Imaging Chamber.

 - Al tries to sing.

 - Al tells Sam someone's going to die (an extra drink if that someone is Sam; two extra drinks if that person is going to die because Sam changed history).

 - Al tells a lewd tale.

 - Al says, "Ain't that a kick in the butt?" (wording does not have to be exact).

 - Al wants to get into a fistfight.

 - Al complains that they need more power from Ziggy.

 - Al makes any mention of his first wife.

 - Al stops in mid-phrase or mid-word when trying to read data from Ziggy.

 - Al flicks ashes or blows cigar smoke at someone.

 * Al makes a comment about Sam being a woman.

 + Al mentions having recently been or planning a trip to Las Vegas.

 + Al uses "bingo", "bango", or "bongo" in a sentence (finish the drink if he uses all three).

 + Al accuses Sam of falling in love with someone.

 + Al looks gravely concerned about Sam.

 - Sam or Al talks to God.

 - Some mention is made of a relationship between Tina and Gooshie.

 - Someone other than Sam sees, hears, or otherwise senses Al (including animals).

 - Someone catches Sam 'talking to himself'.

 - Someone sees Sam for who he really is.

 - We discover another skill Sam has.

 - We see someone from the project other than Al.

 * We learn something else Al did in his past.

 - You spot an overdub (actors' lips don't match the soundtrack; an extra drink if you can lip read what they were originally saying).

 - Your tape contains any of the following:

 = LeapWeek Ad.

 = One of those dumb "Quantum Quiz" puns.

 = An ad for next week's QL.

 = The original last-leap, this-leap voiceover instead of a saga-cell.

 = End credits that aren't talked over by a network announcer.

 = End credits with other than the usual theme.

 = An advertisement customized for QL.

 - The leap takes place on either Sam or Al's birthday (Aug. 8 or Jun. 15).

 - There's a 'kiss with history' (where interaction with a celebrity or participation in a historical event is not the main focus of the episode).

 - There's a Buddy Holly song playing (an extra drink if Buddy Holly is there singing it).

 + There's a reference to another Belisarius Production (an extra drink if we hear or see it playing).

 + The girl kisses Sam.

 + One of the guest stars appeared in a previous episode as a different character.

 - Ziggy is making life difficult in some way.

 - Ziggy's prediction as to why Sam was there was wrong (Sam had to do something else to leap than what he spent most of the episode doing).

Take 3 drinks when:

 - Sam or Al relate a personal experience in some way related to the leap.

 - Sam leaps more than a year before his birthday.

 - Sam wears a dress.

 - Sam runs into someone he knows or used to know.

 - Sam tries to convince someone he's not really the leapee.

 - Sam plays an instrument other than a piano.

 + Sam kisses the girl.

 + Sam leaps into a non-human.

 - Al says "Oh, boy."

 - Al talks about a woman *other* than Tina, implying a relationship in the present tense.

 - Al wears black leather.

 - Al fades out due to some technical difficulties.

 * Al mentions a pet of Tina's.

* Al uses techno-babble instead of simply saying, "We don't know."

 + Al denies remembering the simo-leap.

 - Someone other than Sam or Al says "Oh, boy."

 - Someone has or mentions calla lillies.

 - Something Sam does directly effects Project Quantum Leap (either the personnel or its operations).

 - We see Sam's reflection from the leapee in the Waiting Room.

 - We see someone other than Sam leap.

 - We see the future or the project.

 - We meet somebody else named Sam or Al (finish the drink if we meet a Gooshie or Ziggy).

 * We learn another one of Sam's Ph.D.'s.

 + We see a member of the Bellisario family or someone from the crew in the episode (an extra drink if you don't realize it until the credits, two extra drinks if you only knew because someone told you).

 - There are more leaps than the standard leap-in and leap-out.

 - There's someone else in the Imaging Chamber besides Al (whether we see them or not).

 - There's an internal reference to Quantum Leap or another Quantum Leap episode.

 - The leap is dependent on a historical event or the involvement of a celebrity.

Finish your drink when:

 - Sam sleeps with a woman (take another drink if it's Donna).

 * Sam and Al say, "Oh, boy," together.

 - Al does something he shouldn't be able to do as a hologram (climb stairs, climb hills, sit in a chair, etc.).

 - We see two Als.

 - We see Sam's reflection in the mirror coming from Sam.

 - The leap makes a radical change in his and/or Al's past.

Take one drink for everyone in the room if:

 - The leap takes place on your birthday (regardless of year).

 Finish the bottle if:

 - We never see Sam's reflection (what the leapee looks like).

Call out "Keep the Leap!" and take a chug when: - Someone explains the string theory of Quantum Leaping.

(Donated to the IU list by CCALABRE@indiana.edu)


Quarters

A mindless game that actually requires a certain amount of coordination. Supplies: people and beer (as usual), a quarter (hence the name), and a shallow juice-type glass.

All players sit around a table, or similarly hard surface, and, in turn, try to bounce the quarter off the table into the juice glass. If successful, the player tells any other player to have a drink, as well as receiving another turn. If the player fails, play passes to the next in the circle.

If the player is fortunate enough to make three bounces in a row, this player may make a rule. Anything goes. Some favorites are:

"Can't say drink, drank, or drunk."

"Can't point with your fingers."

"No proper names."

"Have a drink before each attempted bounce."

etc. (be creative)

If any rule is broken during the course of play, the violator subsequently "consumes some beverage."

Early days variations:

·	The glass that you bounce into also contains the beer to drink. The trick is to then drink the beer without swallowing the quarter.

·	If the player bounces and hits the rim of the glass, without the quarter going in, s/he receives another free attempt.

·	If the player misses, and feels confident enough, s/he may "chance" for another attempt. If the player makes the chance attempt, things proceed as if it were a normal turn. However, if the chance attempt fails, that player must drink the beer.

·	Following a failed "chance" attempt, the player may wish to attempt a "kill." if the attempt is successful, play continues as normal, but if the attempt fails, the player must drink a full glass/can/bottle of beer non-stop.


Queens

Another decent card game with a mid-level buzz factor. Supplies: people, beer, and a deck of cards.

Shuffle the deck of cards. Spread them out so that any card can be chosen. Someone, doesn't matter who, goes first by choosing a card. The following tells what action is going to be taken:

Ace - Pick any player to drink

King - All players drink

Queen - Ladies drink

Jack - Men drink

10 - 2nd person on right of chooser drinks

9 - 2nd person on left of chooser drinks

8 - All players drink

7 - Person to right of chooser drinks

6 - Person to left of chooser drinks

5 - change direction (i.e. from clockwise to counter-clockwise)

4 to 1 - the person picking the card drinks that many drinks.

Play continues to the left, unless a five, the change of direction card was drawn.


Questions

This is a favorite drinking game, although it's often difficult to find people willing to play it. Mid level buzz factor. Basic supplies only: people and beer.

It starts with a room full of people, the more the merrier. The object is to ask a question when it is your turn, but this is much more difficult than it seems. The rules are:

1.	Obviously, the infraction of any rule is punishable by a drink.

2.	You can only ask one person one question at a time.

a.	The person who asks the question must address the person queried by name; no pointing. (newcomers to a crowd are allowed some leeway until they learn names.)

b.	The questions must be answerable by > or >. (This rule is optional, but be certain beforehand if it will be observed.)

3.	The person asked the question must immediately ask another person

a.	Any hesitation, answering the question, laughing, or doing anything else besides asking somebody else a question is punishable by a drink.

b.	Asking a question back at the person who asked is punishable by a drink.

c.	Any question can be asked only once. Simply rephrasing somebody else's question is a cheat. A person who repeats a question must take a drink.

Other notes:

If the crowd cracks up (after, for example, a spectacularly personal question), a > is called.

The best way to play is to keep a question or two rolling around in your head, to be spewed out after you are asked a question. Good questions are the innocent sounding ones: > > >

The other best way to play is to get personal (the game usually descends to this level fairly quickly): > > > >

You can see the game demonstrated (after a fashion) in the tennis court scene in Rosencrantz and Guilderstern Are Dead.


Red and Black

Simply a simple game with a pretty high buzz factor. Simple supplies: people, beer, deck o' cards.

One player goes first. Using mental telepathy, s/he tries to predict the color of the card about to be turned over. If correct, s/he continues; if incorrect - drink.

If correct three times in a row, the player can make a rule concerning procedure for the game. Interesting rules are:

"Can't say red"

"Can't say black"

"Tap head before drinking"

etc.

As always, be creative.

Of course, if some is caught "violating" a rule, s/he drinks. But be sure not to break the rules while enforcing them.


Reservoir Dogs

What you do is get a copy of the movie 'Reservoir Dogs' (just watching the movie is entertaining).

Now every time a the word "fuck" is used, you must drink. A recommendation would be to drink for every three or five. We have not found the perfect number-nor have we ever made it through the whole movie. It is used so many times that if you drank for every one you would probably kill yourself.

Contributed by Curt Peterson (CURT@caelab1.cae.wisc.edu)


Roxanne

Nothing quite like a musical drinking game. Get yourself a copy of the Police's "Roxanne" (originally released on Outlandos D'Amour in 1978), a lot of beer, and plenty of people.

Divide the room in half, one half being "Roxanne," the other half being "Red Light." Play the music. Anytime "Roxanne" is sung, the Roxanne side drinks. Likewise, anytime "red light" is sung, the "red light" side of the room drinks. It's that easy.

Alternate version: everybody drinks when either "Roxanne" or "red light" is sung.

This game will also work with a number of other repetitive songs like Alabama's "Roll On" (If you are a Country Music fan).


Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

Basically, you watch the Christmas classic Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, and every time his nose lights up, you have to take a drink. If the nose is lit for a long time, you take a long drink. It really is self explanatory.


Shotgun

This is not really a drinking game, but more or less a contest to see who could drink a can of beer the fastest. Very high buzz factor. Supplies: beer, and something to puncture the can with.

Punch a hole near the bottom of the can, on the side. BE CAREFUL: that can is now dangerous with sharp edges possibly exposed. Put your mouth over the hole, lift your head up with the can while opening the can. Drink fast. The first person to finish is the "winner."


Simpsons
The Simpsons

Have one sip of the cheapest beer per successfully met condition:

Homer:

·	"D'oh!" 2 sips if it's not Homer

·	eats donuts

·	drools

·	has an erection

Lisa:

·	mentions humanity

·	participates in another dike feminist cause

·	plays the sax 2 sips if one sings with her playing

Bart:

·	makes crank phone call 2 sips if someone dies from prank

·	goes to France 2 sips if he goes to Amman, Jordan

Grandpa Simpson:

·	complains

·	writes a complaint letter 3 sips

Marge:

·	hair casts a giant shadow

·	kisses Homer

·	growls at Homer

·	douches

Marge's sisters:

·	are in a scene 3 sips if they are separated

·	smoke 2 sips if they shootup

Flanders:

·	mention God 5 sips if they convert to Islam

Itchy and Scratchy:

·	are in a scene

·	one of them dies 10 sips if Scratchy sodomizes Itchy

·	their theme song is played

Maggie:

·	falls down

·	says something in a flash forward

·	urinates and excrements in her tight silk panties

one sip for the following:

·	a warm fuzzy happy ending where the family gets closer together.

·	a life in hell type character is shown

·	someone talks to God or Allah

·	CARASSO is seen in Moe's tavern

(by carasso@netcom.com (RDC))


Sink the Battleship

A game of skill, a game of challenge, a game of intrigue? Low-Mid buzz factor. Supplies: people, beer, pitcher, and glasses.

Each player will need a glass of beer. Float an extra glass in the pitcher of beer (adding some beer to the glass may be needed for stability). Each player takes turns pouring beer into the floating glass. After a five second wait, the next player then pours into glass. Whoever causes the glass to sink must retrieve it and drink its contents. The object is to leave the glass just short of sinking and leave the care up to the next player.


SMASH
S-M-A-S-H

A very, very, very fun game. Very high buzz factor. Supplies: people, beer, and episodes of MASH, the television show.

Simple rules: watch the show, any time a rank is said, drink. (i.e.. corporal, private, major, etc).


South Park

Drink when...

·	Kenny dies.

·	Rats carry off Kenny's head. (drink twice)

·	Cartman says, Son of a bitch!

·	An animal is used in any sexual manner (i.e. I know a certain kitty, kitty...). Drain your drink if

·	the object of the remark or action is a pig.

·	Someone farts, drink twice if the fart is flaming.

·	Chef sings.

·	Mr. Hat cusses.

·	Someone eats or discusses Cheesy Poofs.

·	Kyle kicks the baby.

·	Ike (the baby) says, Don't kick the baby.

·	Cartman says he's not fat, just big-boned.

·	Mr. Garrison spouts his perverted version of history.

·	Kenny speaks.

·	Jesus appears, whether on his Jesus and Pals show or among the flock.

·	Any Jewish reference is made.

·	Anything explodes. (drain your drink)

·	Cartman is called a fatass.

·	There is any non-farting reference to the posterior, from satellites coming out of Cartmans ass

·	to Stan's gay dog's forays into the neighborhood pet population.

·	The cows appear. Again if they moo.

·	Kyle says, ...make sweet love....

·	Cartman says, "Kick ass!"

·	Stan pukes on Wendy, again when she says, Ew.

·	Stan gets the crap beat out of him by his sister.

·	Chef mentions love.

·	Cartman says, Beefcake!

·	The bus driver yells. Twice if she believes the boys' cover story for what they actually said.

·	Drain it if you can reasonably believe Chef is going to score.

·	Pip makes an appearance.

·	Special guests appear (e.g. Brian Boitano, Elton John, Scott Baio's brother), even during the

·	opening credits.

·	Chef curses.

·	Chef refers to the boys as crackers.

·	South Park residents either walk by or gather in front of Tom's Rhinoplasty building.

·	A Visitor appears (credits included).

·	Officer Barbrady tries to cover up an incident.

·	Stan knows the moral of the story.


Star Trek
Star Trek (Original)

Sip if any of the following occur:

·	Bones says "He's dead, Jim."

·	Bones points out he's a doctor, not a ___________

·	Kirk gets the girl

·	Kirk outwits a computer

·	Kirk violates the prime directive

·	Kirk's shirt gets ripped

·	Kirk bluffs his out

·	Kirk takes responsibility for the whole crew

·	Kirk saves the day with a stirring speech

·	Kirk kisses the girl

·	Kirk says "We come in peace" and "shoot to kill" in the same sentence

·	Kirk says "Phasers on stun"

·	Spock shows emotion

·	Spock uses the Vulcan neck pinch

·	Spock looks into the science station

·	Spock refers to the doctor as illogical

·	Spock says "Fascinating" or "Indeed"

·	Scotty complains about the warp speed requested/demanded

·	Scotty pulls off a miraculous technological feat

·	Scotty says "The engines canna take much more a this, Captain"

·	Chekov promotes Russian history

·	Chekov says "But Keptin...."

·	Chekov pronounces a 'w' like a 'v'

·	Sulu sets course

·	Sulu has the con

·	Uhura says "Hailing frequencies open"

·	Uhura opens a channel in all frequencies and all languages

·	Uhura sings

·	Yeoman Rand gives Kirk something to initial

·	Yeoman Rand serves coffee

·	Nurse Chapel lusts after Spock

·	Kyle makes his appearance as transporter chief

·	Lt. Leslie appears or is mentioned

·	A redshirt dies

·	The weapons are powerless

·	The transporter is inoperative

·	Dilithium crystals are drained/inoperative/missing

·	Communicators malfunction

·	The shields are about to collapse

·	The Enterprise goes faster than it is possibly able to

·	The Enterprise is taken over by a superior alien power

·	You see a styrofoam planet or a planet with no atmosphere

·	A newly discovered planet is "Much like Earth"

·	Klingon and Romulan technology is mixed up

·	Special effects people cannot tell phasers from photon torpedoes

CHUG if any of the following occur:

·	Kirk does not get the girl

·	Sulu gets a sword

·	Major character dies/is assumed dead

·	Starfleet exhonorates the crew for their violation of regulations/orders

·	The episode was blatantly ripped off by ST:TNG

·	Lt. Leslie speaks

·	Anybody makes a "historical" reference to the 20th century


Star Trek TNG
Star Trek: The Next Generation The Canonical Drinking Game

Requirements: Episode(s) of ST:TNG

This list

People (the more the merrier)

Beverages of your choice

Instructions: Simple. Watch the show, and whenever a condition is met, take the appropriate number of drinks. The definition of "drink" should be decided before game play starts. Usually, a good mouthful will suffice. Optional rules are included at the end of the list for fun variations on the "standard" game.

Compiler's Note: I would advise taking some time before game play starts to decide which conditions to use and which to ignore. Remember that this list is canonical, so you probably will

not want to use them all (especially with a new episode, since you'll spend all your time reading the list, rather than watching). Please send any corrections, suggestions, requests, submissions, flames, etc. to the address listed above.

Category	Condition	Number of Drinks
General	"Open hailing frequencies"	1
Quotes	"Medical emergency"	1
	"Belay that order"	1
	"Energize"	1
	"Hell", "Damn" and other swearing. SEE ALSO: Riker's special swearing rules.	1
Riker's special swearing rules.	"It's not like anything I've ever seen before"	1
	"Impossible"	1
	"Impossible" while watching the "impossible"	2
	"Shut up, Wesley"	3
	"On screen"	1
	"Understood"	1
	"Set phasers on...":	1
	"Acknowledged"	1
	"Priority One"	1
	"Just a little more time...!"	1
	"Eastern/Western/Southern/Northern Continent"	2
	"The Klingon Home Planet" or other reference (without actually giving it a name)	2
General Actions	A female crewmember has flawless makeup after she's been put through the ringer	1
	A crewmember straightens his/her uniform. SEE ALSO: Picard's special uniform rules.	1 each
	A crewmember drinks (outside of 10 Forward) SEE ALSO: Picard's special drinking rules.	1 each
	A bridge officer is seen in casual clothes. SEE ALSO: Picard's & Beverly's special clothing rules.	1 ea.
	A bridge officer is seen in dress uniform	1 ea.
	"Ensign Ethnic" or "Ensign Buxom" gets a line	1
	Someone is referred to by their first name	1
	First names while sexual tension present	2
	The sarcophagus is used in sickbay	2
	Nobody leaves the ship, but we still see more than one room of the alien ship/planet/etc	2
	The same matte painting of an alien planet is used after each commercial break	1
	The matte painting has a moving ground vehicle	2
	Transporter Room 3 is used	1
	A shuttlecraft appears unsafe	1
	Someone reads a book	1
	Mention of Dilithium crystals	1
	Someone adopts a persona (Dixon Hill, Sherlock Holmes, etc.)	1 ea.
	Someone receives a shot	1
	Someone receives a shot from a non-medical officer	2
	A new alien has latex on its forehead	1
	A new alien also has differently shaped hands	1
	A new alien doesn't have latex on its forehead	2
	Someone preaches the Prime Directive	1
	Someone other than Picard preaches the P.D.	2
	Someone preaches about "Humanity's Unique Potential"	1
	An "Old Earth Saying" is brought up	1
	A member of the bridge crew takes over a by pushing someone out of the way	2
	Someone wakes up from a nightmare	1
	The bridge crew contemplates mutiny	3
	The holodeck appears in its "natural" state	2
	Holodeck characters become aware of their own ephemerality	2
	Someone implies that 10 Forward is a Happening Place	1
	They fade to commercial playing the "ominous  horns"	1
	They fade to commercial with a soap-opera-like close up on someone's face	1
	The Enterprise is hurled somewhere by another force (Q, Tin Man, etc.)	2
	Klingon is spoken	1
	English is spoken by Klingons when they are alone and have no reason to speak English	2
	Picard or Riker order a course change by exact X, Y, and Z coordinates, rather than something like "Set course for Starbase 8"	3
	The computer makes that "I'm listening" chirp	1
	An "expendable" is killed	1 ea.
	A new alien ship is revealed	1
	Something escapes the sensors	1
	Something escapes the sensors and they use the word "interference" as an excuse	2
	Communications malfunction/go out	1
	Transporter goes down	1
	A token alien is shown in the background and has no lines	1
	The token alien is a Vulcan	2
	Yellow Alert	1
	Red Alert	2
	Intruder Alert	3
	The Enterprise docks at a starbase	3
	Another Captain or Starfleet Command officer is shown	1
	A desk hologram is seen	2
	There is a countdown	1
	Someone stops the countdown	2
	Bridge command is handed over	1
	The Enterprise avoids a conflict rather than using force	1
	The Enterprise actually fights (shots must be fired)	2
	Someone uses the episode's title in a sentence	2
	The saucer section separates	Whole Beverage
	They contact someone via communicator or intercom without activating it	1
	Communicators don't work	1
	Communicators are out of range	2
	The battle bridge is used	1
	The battle bridge is used with the saucer section still attached	2
	TNG contradicts a fact stated in TOS	2
	Dialogue in the turbolift	1
	A poker game is shown	1
	A log entry is made	1
	A log entry is made - not by Picard	2
	A stardate is mentioned - not in a log entry	1
	An Old Earth Date is mentioned	2
	Someone requests that an image on the main viewer be magnified	1
	Someone requests magnification when it's painfully obvious that it's necessary	2
	Readings go off the scale	1
	The ship/crew is seconds away from disaster	1
	Someone removes their communicator	1
	Someone places their communicator on something so it can be beamed away or destroyed	2
	Someone gives their communicator to a non- crewmember so they can communicate with the Enterprise	3
	The transporter room can't lock on to someone	1
	The transporter room pulls someone through after their ship explodes	2
	Someone who normally pronounces "sensors" as "SEN-sers" pronounces it as "SEN-sohrs"	1
	Someone brings up the matter/antimatter ratio	1
	A member of the bridge crew looks WAY too pleased with him/herself	1
	A Captain's Log entry is made by someone other than Picard	2
	A sound effect from TOS is heard	1
	The camera pans > 90 degrees to show how BIG the ship is	1
	Someone changes their pronunciation of a word within the same scene	1
	Someone throws/is hit by/etc. styrofoam props	1
	Someone quotes Shakespeare, etc. (See Picard)	1
	A bad fight scene occurs	1
	The Enterprise is taken over	1
	The weapons are rendered useless	1
	Phasers are used for a different function than intended (e.g. overload, power a transporter, etc.)	1
	Harmonics are changed in shields/phasers/etc.	1
	Someone alludes to a work/person/event/etc. that hasn't been made/existed/happened yet	1
	A guest appearance is made by someone from TOS	3
	Security alert or request	1
	Part of a set is destroyed in a fistfight	2
	A succession of five face closeups with no dialogue	1
	A shuttlecraft is launched	2
	A probe is launched	1
	Someone mentions Jack Crusher	2
	Someone is seen out of uniform (in civvies)	2
	The Enterprise is boarded by hostiles	2
	The warp engine light goes really fast	2
	The auto-destruct sequence is activated	3
	A principle character is put on trial	1
	The Enterprise is captured in a nebula/cloud	1
	A star returns from the dead	Whole Beverage
	Ancient alien technology screws things up	1
	Someone is transported to somewhere other than a transporter room or sickbay from somewhere other than a transporter room	2
	The Enterprise encounters an unknown energy form	1
Picard	"Make it so"	1
Quotes	"Engage"	1
	"Come"	1
	"Come" (in personal quarters)	2
	"Captain's Log"	1
	"Captain's Log, Supplemental"	2
	"Proceed"	1
	"Number One"	1
	"The boy" in reference to Wesley	1
Actions	Straightens his uniform	2
	Straightens his uniform before giving a speech	2
	Drinks	2
	Drinks tea	3
	Drinks tea identified as Earl Grey	4
	Wears chest-revealing bedwear	2
	Has an accident or is attacked	2
	Accident or attack draws blood	3
	Is possessed	4
	Requests a Level One Diagnostic	1
	Makes a speech that saves the day	1
	Tries to avoid Lwuxana Troi	1
	Surrenders	1
	Leaves the ship	1
	Leaves the ship to lead an away team	2
	Demonstrates knowledge of a foreign language	1
	Swears/hurls an insult in a foreign language	2
	Appears uncomfortable (around women, children)	1
	Quotes Shakespeare, etc.	2
	Leaves the bridge during a crisis to talk with Dr. Crusher or Guinan	1
	Talks about death to Dr. Crusher	1
	Takes a communiqué from Starfleet in his ready room	1
	Is called upon to mediate a dispute	2
	Takes the helm in a tricky situation	3
	Is seen on the bridge out of uniform	2
	Calls a meeting	1
	Calls a meeting in the middle of a crisis
	Cries	Whole Beverage
Worfs Quotes	"Impressive"	1
	"Admirable"	1
	"Grrrrr" (A simple sneer qualifies)	1
	"I am a Klingon":	1
	"Klingons do NOT..."	1
	"Security Override!"	2
	"Human women are too fragile"	2
Actions	Uses the word "human" in a sense meaning puny, weak, or otherwise	1
	"He's gone..."	2
	"This man is dying!"	3
Beverlys Actions	Can't figure out some bizarre medical problem	1
	Uses the word "stumped" in regards to problem	2
	Is seen in a sweater	2
	Beams directly to sickbay or orders someone to be beamed directly to sickbay	1
	Is seen on the bridge for no apparent reason	1
	Appears without her lab coat	1
	Appears without her lab coat in sickbay	2
	Uses one of her ridiculous 24th century medical terms	1
	Performs major surgery	2
	Diagnoses something really obvious	1
	Shows maternal instinct	2
	Loses a patient	2
Deannas Quotes	"What do YOU think about that?" or other quote reminiscent of ELIZA	1
	"Are you troubled?" (when they obviously are)	1
	"Mother! Please...!"	1
Deannas Actions	Senses something really shocking	1
	Gives us Betazoid insight into something really obvious	2
	Senses (and lists) more than one emotion	1
	Cries	2
	Is hit on	1
	Rolls her eyes	1
	Can't shut out all the feelings	1
O'Briens Actions	Has a line in a first or second season episode	1
	Disables a weapon during transport	1
Wesleys Quotes	"It's easy!" (or "simple", etc.)	1
	"Wow", "Gee", "Ooh", etc.	1
Wesleys Actions	Talks back to his mom	1
	Saves the day	1
	Saves the day and nobody understands his pseudoscientific babbling	2
	Saves the day and nobody thanks him	2
	Appears to be hitting on someone	1
	Gets that annoying "impish" grin	1
	Creates some spiffy new science project	1
	Gets that "I'm not just a kid" attitude	1
	Swallows really hard	1
	Has his life threatened	2
	Has his life threatened and he dies	Party like it's 1999!
	Is seen with a girl (other than when on duty)	3
Lwuxana	"Little One" in reference to Deanna	1
Lwuxanas Actions	Reads Picard's mind (or pretends to)	1
	Is referred to in an episode in which she does not appear	1
Yars Actions	Suggests that the Enterprise fight, upon meeting another ship, etc.	1
	Denise Crosby makes a guest appearance	1
	Decks someone	1
	Decks someone just to show her strength, etc.	2
Pulaski	Mispronounces Data's name	1
	Calls Data "it" or accuses him of being unable to do something because he's an android	1
	Cuts Picard off	1
Guinan	Makes someone sigh at the end of a talk	1
	Talks about "her people"	1

Variations

·	"Engage", "Make It So", "Energize", "Accessing", "On Screen" and "Magnify" are shot words - you must take a drink unless you say the exact word in unison with the dialogue. Two drinks if you say the wrong word.

·	Whenever Riker appears in a scene, the last person to say "Oink Oink" takes a drink.

·	If Troi "senses" something, everyone must stick a finger down their throats and make gagging sounds - last one to do so takes a drink. (This one could be dangerous in the latter stages of the game.)

·	At the start of a commercial break, guess who will do the next log entry. Take a drink if you're wrong. If there's no log entry, everyone drinks.

·	When Data launches into a long explanation, the last person to interrupt with "Thank you, Commander..." takes a drink. Doesn't count if you say it after it's said on the screen.

·	Whenever Wesley saves the ship, throw something at the TV. Take a drink if you don't hit Wesley.

·	Before the show, everyone predicts Dr. Crusher's hairstyle. Everyone who is wrong has to take a drink.

·	Whenever Troi gets a headache, drink until the headache subsides.

·	Before the show, everyone predicts Guinan's hat style (stop sign or teardrop). Everyone who is wrong has to take a drink.

·	Whenever Data embarrasses himself, drink until somebody stops him.


Sixes

Simple game, high boot factor.

Line up six cups, size unimportant.

Get a pitcher(s) of beer.

And a single die.

Everyone sits around and someone starts by rolling the dice.

(clockwise or counter, direction matters not)

The number you roll corresponds to the number of the cup in the line.

If it's empty fill it as much as you want, if it contains beer, drink it all, and roll again.

If you clear the table chances are the party will become more enjoyable (at least to you ).


Smile

Highly adult game. Low buzz factor, nonetheless quite enjoyable to play.

Approx. 6-8 guys or girls (all one sex or mixed, for that matter) sit around a table with a table cloth that hangs to the floor. The participants drop their pants/skirts/shorts to their ankles and a willing person goes under the table to do whatever s/he wishes.

The first "player" to smile has to drink.

Originally a bachelor party game with hired prostitute.


Snap

A game of speed, challenge, and intellect? (or was that Thumper?) Anyways, a good game with a Very High buzz factor. Supplies: people, beer, and cards.

Best played with a large number of people (for obvious reasons). One person is designated as the dealer. (This person should be changed every round because the dealer is at a distinct disadvantage. Some people play that the dealer does not play on his/her turn.) The dealer begins by placing cards, face up, in a stack, and calls out the number on each turn. When two cards of the same number come up in a row, the first person to bring his/her hand down onto the top of the pile gets the top card, and is then allowed to "give out" the number of the card in drinks to whomever he/she wishes. Rounds end when the dealer runs out of cards.

Some people try to add some more fun to the game by requiring that all players have the 'snap hand' behind their backs. Others call snap on two face cards of same suit in a row, or cards in either ascending or descending order.


Speed Quarters

This one is said to be more fun than the original game. This one doesn't allow for those certain people to concentrate for half-an-hour while everyone else gets bored. The cardinal rule in this game is - you snooze, you loose! Supplies: people, beer, a shallow glass, and two quarters.

Situate everyone in a circle. Give the two quarters to two people opposite each other in the circle (or as opposite as possible). Then, say "GO!" and the two people try to bounce their quarters into the same glass. They get as many tries as it takes and can take as long as they want...BUT when one does make it in, that person passes his/her quarter to the person on their left. Then this person must bounce the quarter in. This goes on until a person gets passed a quarter when s/he already has a quarter. This person then must drink some beer, you choose the amount.

Sometimes, depending on the number of people playing, it's better to play with two glasses. Then both the quarter and glass get passed after a successful attempt.


Spinners

A physically and mentally "challenging" game. Low buzz factor. Supplies: people, beer, and a quarter.

A group of people sit around a flat table with one quarter. One person takes the quarter and stands it on edge on the table, holding it with the end of his/her finger. with his other hand, (or with the same hand holding the quarter), he hits the quarter, causing it to spin (like a top) across the table.

1.	Immediately after "spinning" the quarter, he/she calls the name of someone else sitting at the table. This person must then do one of two things:

2.	stop the quarter from spinning by capturing it (still on edge) with the tip of his/her index finger.

3.	hit the quarter using his/her finger so that it continues to spin on edge; after which they call someone elses name.

4.	If the person who "spins" the quarter causes the quarter to spin off the table when they hit it, he/she must take a drink.

5.	If the quarter stops spinning and lands flat before the "receiver" manages to catch or spin the quarter, he/she must drink, and the original "spinner" gets to spin the quarter again.

6.	Rules can also be added regarding such things as if the quarter stops, who drinks when it is heads, or when tails.


Star Wars

To play the Star Wars Drinking game, you will need:

1.	The Star Wars Trilogy on tape (one movie for a short game)

2.	An ample supply of your favorite beverage (milk, right?)

3.	A really good sound system, so the explosions seem to happen all around you. Kapow! (optional)

Begin by inserting your weather-beaten "Star Wars" videotape into the big slot on your VCR. Dim the lights for dramatic effect, and play the tape. The game begins right as 20th Century Fox appears on the screen. Once the game has begun, you watch the movie for the listed events. Every time one of them occurs, everybody takes a sip of their drink.

Drink when:

·	Someone has a bad feeling about this.

·	It's their only hope.

·	An entire planet is described as having one climate.

·	Somebody gets choked.

·	A woman other than Leia is on screen.

·	An old Jedi starts to ramble about the Force. (Vader counts.)

·	Somebody's hand gets cut off.

·	A gigantic technological marvel explodes in a single blast.

·	There is a tremor in the Force.

·	It's not someone's fault.

·	One or more heroes are almost eaten by a Thing.

·	A Jedi is much more powerful than he looks.

·	Someone exclaims "No!"

·	Someone does something apparently suicidal that turns out to be a good idea. (Twice if it's not Han.)

·	Someone wears the same outfit in all three movies--it counts if they change at the end.

·	Someone is mind-controlled using the Force.

·	People kiss

·	A good guy wears white or a bad guy wears black.

·	(Twice if a bad guy wears white and a good guy wears black (for uniforms, only the first person on screen counts) Three times if someone hovering in between wears gray.)

·	Every time you find yourself talking to the people on screen.

·	An elaborately made up alien has no lines.

·	Someone or something tries to get money from Han.

·	Some ship crashes into something after being hit.

·	Someone has a light saber duel (includes just using light saber).

·	An Ewok dies, and the camera lingers longer than it did when the Death Star exploded, killing billions of people. (Fourteen seconds. Count 'em.)

·	It is Luke's destiny.

·	Luke whines.

·	Luke discovers a long-lost relative.

·	Luke fights monsters or savages.

·	Luke does some nifty acrobatic flip.

·	Luke teeters on the brink of a chasm.

·	Luke is upside-down.

·	Luke and Lando are in the same place at the same time. (Twice if they speak to each other)

·	Luke's parentage is Foreshadowed.

·	Luke refuses to take someone's advice.

·	Luke yells "Artooooo!"

·	Leia insults somebody.

·	Leia wears an outfit that covers everything except her face and hands. (Twice if it covers her neck, Three times if she's almost totally nude)

·	Obi-Wan Kenobi materializes for a guest appearance.

·	Obi-Wan Kenobi plays detective. ("...Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.")

·	Han brags about the Millenium Falcon.

·	Anybody insults the Millenium Falcon.

·	Something doesn't work on the Falcon. (Twice if it's the hyperdrive)

·	Yoda uses bad grammar.

·	Yoda talks like a fortune cookie.

·	R2-D2 gets thrashed.

·	R2-D2 plugs into the wrong socket and his head spins around.

·	C-3PO loses a body part. (Take two drinks if he is completely dismembered.)

·	C-3PO informs us what the odds are.

·	C-3PO informs us of just how many forms of communication he's familiar with.

·	A Rebel pilot is of a race other than white. (Twice if they're non human (co-pilots count))

·	A Rebel Pilot says "Nice Shot..."

·	A Rebel Pilot says "I've been hit..."

·	Tarkin brags about the Death Star.

·	The Emperor cackles evilly.

·	The Emperor has foreseen something.

·	Vader runs into one of his kids and doesn't recognize them. (Twice if he tries to kill them)

·	Boba Fett talks.

·	Stormtroopers shoot everywhere but where they're aiming.

·	Stormtrooper armor proves useless.

·	Any Imperial Ship is destroyed.

·	A TIE fighter explodes for no reason.

The game ends when a bunch of Ewoks start dancing. No matter what you've been drinking, you will remember this image. The last person to give up drinking on each cue is the winner. Of course, ties are possible.

If at some point you find that no one can successfully operate the VCR anymore, the game may as well be abandoned.

Special

And especially for those non drinkers, there is the:

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Star Wars Drinking Game for Mormons

The rules are basically the same as the other_game but the drinking cues are different. Drink when:

     Stormtroopers display intelligence, courage, or training in battle.

     Multiple Ewoks are killed.

     Fantastic technology is explained.

     Somebody listens to C-3PO.

     Somebody cares about the environment.

     The Emperor acts like a charming politician.

     A woman is on screen, and she's an Imperial.


Strange Brew

One of the all-time classics, a beer lovers movie of a lifetime. What you need to do is get A LOT of beer and a copy of the movie "Strange Brew," starring Bob and Doug McKenzie, those whacked-out Canadian beer hounds.

Version 1: Watch it. Anytime somebody says "eh" (pronounced like the letter 'A'), drink. For example, "Get me a beer, eh?"

Version 2: Watch it. Anytime somebody says "hoser," drink. For example, "You're a hoser."

Version 3: Watch it. Anytime somebody says "eh" or "hoser," drink. It's all that simple.


Suck and Blow

A classic game for the purpose of meeting people, not for getting drunk. Supplies needed: people of both sexes (depending on sexual preference) and something along the lines of a good sized index card or sheet of paper.

Everyone sits in a circle, generally male - female. Someone chooses to start, and places the card against his/her lips, then using nothing but air pressure passes it to the person sitting next to him. This person takes the card by sucking on it and attempts to pass it to the next person, of course, never touching the card with hands.

If the card is dropped during the exchange, those involved take a drink. Then the game resumes.

There is another version where after the card is dropped, it is torn in half, and then the game continues. Eventually, there becomes more lips involved in the exchange than actual card.


Super Quarters

An extension of Quarters, and Speed Quarters. This game has also been referred to as Chandeliers. Supplies: people, beer, many cups, and a quarter. High buzz factor.

Take one cup, "the big chug," fill it with beer, and place in center of table. Put a small amount of beer in a cup for each player, and place these cups around the big chug; remember which cup is your own.

The game begins with a player attempting to bounce the quarter into any of the cups. If the player misses, s/he must drink the contents of his/her own cup. If the player makes it, whoever's cup the quarter landed in must drink. If the quarter lands in "the big chug," everybody must drink, and the last one to finish must drink the "big chug."


Three Man

A most excellent good time dice game. Supplies needed are the standards people and beer, plus dice. Check the variation below for additional optional supplies.

Everyone sits in a circle. The first order of business is to determine the Three Man. This is done by each player rolling a die in turn. The first to roll a three becomes the Three Man (see below for variation with the Beer Helmut.)

The player to the left of the Three Man goes first, and play continues in a clockwise direction. The player then rolls both dice and acts according to the following combinations:

1:1 Doubles - see below

1:2 Three man drinks (sum to 3)

1:3 Three man drinks (three on die)

1:4 Thumb to table or floor (playing surface)

1:5 Index finger to side of nose.

1:6 Player to left of roller drinks (7 left/11 right)

2:2 Doubles - see below

2:3 Three man drinks (three on die)

2:4 Pass turn

2:5 Player to left of roller drinks (7 left/11 right)

2:6 Pass turn

3:3 Doubles - see below; three drinks twice

3:4 Three man drinks; player to left of roller drinks

3:5 Three man drinks

3:6 Three man drinks; Social

4:4 Doubles - see below

4:5 Social

4:6 Pass turn

5:5 Doubles - see below

5:6 Player to right of roller drinks (7 left/11 right)

6:6 Doubles - see below

However, if on the Three Man's turn, s/he rolls a three or combination thereof, s/he is no longer the Three Man and then can designate any other player as the new Three Man. (This also includes if the Three Man rolls during a doubles give; see below)

Social: Everybody drinks

Doubles: The roller has the option of giving both dice to one player or one dice to two players. Whatever the case, the dice are rolled and the number on the dice is what that person(s) have to drink. (i.e.. roller gives the dice to Y and Z. Y rolls a 3 and Z rolls a five, Y drinks 3, Z drinks 5. Or Y gets both dice and rolls a 3:5, Y then drinks 8.) However, if the given dice roll to doubles, the original roller has to drink that amount. But the original roller also keeps the turn.

 To condense everything:

Total of 7 - player to right of roller drinks

Total of 11- left

Total of 9 - Social

Any 3 or sum to 3 - Three man drinks

1 and 4 - thumb on floor

1 and 5 - finger on nose

Doubles - give 'em away

Variation with the Beer Helmut:

To make the visual effect of the game more interesting, the Three Man should have to were some of strange hat, the Beer Helmut.

The Helmut could be almost anything that can be worn on the head, orange hunters' hat, lampshade, undergarments, etc. But tradition holds that the Helmut be made from a discarded case of beer, cut so the handle serves as eyepieces and a nose bridge. Other ornamentation may be freely added, such as a plume from other cardboard or feathers. It should look like something worn into battle. Thus the name, Beer Helmut.

When the Three Man no longer is the Three Man due to skillful rolling, part of the ceremony is the passing of the Helmut onto the new Three Man.


Thumper

Simple game for highly energetic people. Low buzz factor. Required supplies: people and beer.

The first thing to do is for each person to choose a hand gesture that they would like to have represent him/her during the game. Can be simple, polite, or sexually enticing, but it must be SHORT.

Everyone sits in a circle, everyone starts the game by "drumming" their hands on the table or floor or whatever the playing surface may be. During the drumming, someone says "WHATS THE NAME OF THE GAME?" everyone responds with "THUMPER!!!" then the leader says "AND WHY DO WE PLAY THE GAME?" responded with "TO GET FUCKED UP!!"

At this point the leader performs his/her own hand gesture, immediately followed by the gesture of any other player. This player then performs his/her own gesture followed by another players, etc.. and so on. When a cue is missed or when someone responds too slowly, the "violator" must drink. This person then is the leader for the next round.

Also be creative with what is said during the drumming, it's not limited to the above two questions. You could also call a slo-motion or high speed switch at anytime.

The game takes a lot of emotional involvement, good when played when everyones hyper because there's no where to go, or nothing better to do.


TV Characters

Originally named the "Love Boat Drinking Game." Very fun, with a high buzz factor. Supplies: people, beer, and a TV show with enough different characters for each player.

Before the show starts, each player chooses what character s/he will play. For example, if watching the "Love Boat," someone will play the Captain Stubbing, one will play Gopher, another the Doctor, another Isaac, and even someone will be the Pacific Princess.

During the show, when ever the character appears on screen, the player must drink for the duration of the appearance. If the character is simply referred to without being present, one drink must be taken.

Many shows are very well designed for this game. For example, "Cheers" has many characters on screen for long durations. This means that a lot of beer is necessary.


The Tower

This is a Swedish game I learned in a bar in Austria. Construct a tower out of the following drinks, placing a cardboard beer coaster between glasses: (in order from bottom to top) 12 oz beer, glass of white wine, tall mixed drink (e.g. Tom Collins), small mixed drink (e.g. whiskey sour), shot of schnapps (or tequila, etc.). Participants roll a die in turn. The first to get a 6 drinks the schnapps. The next to get a 6 removes the coaster that was under it. The next drinks the small drink, the next removes the coaster, and so on. The next to roll always waits to roll until the previous person has drunk (or removed the coaster) EXCEPT when the beer is drunk. When that happens, the game speeds up, because if someone rolls a 6 before the person drinking the beer finishes it, the beer-drinker must pay for the whole tower. If the beer drinker finishes first, then the next person to roll a 6 (the beer drinker is exempt) pays.


Twenty One Aces
Twenty-One Aces

This is a good game to start in a Bar. Simple, straight-forward, no gray areas. Mid-high buzz factor. Supplies: people in a bar (preferably ones you know, or people you want to know), and five dice.

The game is played by counting the "ones" that are rolled. The person who rolls the seventh 'one' gets to pick the shot that will be consumed at the end of the game. The person who rolls the fourteenth "ace" gets the honor of paying for the shot. The person who rolls the twenty-first ace has to drink the shot. Play the game by taking die out of the roll so that you only have one dice left when the twenty-first ace is rolled.

For example:

Count	# dice rolled
1-16	5
17	4
18	3
19	2
20	1
21	You Drink


Up and Down the River

Quite an excellent game with a potentially very high buzz factor. Required materials: many people and at least two decks of cards. A good rule of thumb is one deck for six people, than an additional deck for every additional eight to ten people.

Everyone sits in a circle, one player is the dealer as well as a participant. Each player is dealt four cards face up, to be kept in front of that player.

The dealer then starts 'up the river' by turning over the first card, each player with the same card in front of him/her (suit doesn't matter), must take one drink. If the person has more than one of the same card, it is a drink for each card.

The dealer then turns over the next card. Same thing, except this time it is two drinks. The next deal is three drinks, and the last is four drinks.

After the fourth card, the dealer returns 'down the river' by dealing the next card on top of the fourth card dealt. Players with matching cards now GIVE four drinks away in any combination; four to one player, or maybe one drink to four different players. Same situation of the player has more than one of the same card; the player gives drinks for each card.

The dealer continues back 'down the river' by dealing the next card on top of the third card dealt. This time players give three cards for each matching card. The next deal is a give of two drinks, and the last deal is a give of one drink.

After all the cards are dealt, simply shuffle and deal again. Lastly, the dealer starts turning over cards, while counting from 1 (ace) to 13 (king), if the count and the card turned over are equal in value then all players drink that many drinks. Play continues until everyone is sick of the game, or sick from the beer.


Viking

Another very simple game, with a low boot factor. No limit on number of players, but more than ten or so is not recommended.

The players sit in a circle, one person goes first. The player makes "wiggly viking horns," simply thumbs in, or near, ears and wiggles the remaining fingers for a second or two, then claps both palms together, and points them at any other player.

This player then does the "viking horns," but the player on each side of the "viking" must "steer the boat." This entails rowing to whatever side of the Viking the player is sitting on; right of the Viking rows right, left rows the boat left. The Viking then claps both palms together and designates another Viking.

This continues until either the designated Viking misses his/her cue, or either rower fails to row the boat in the appropriate direction; whomever fails drinks, and then that person resumes play with "the horns."


Whales Tales

Very confusing at first, but you'll get the hang out it, eventually. Beer and people with an imagination are needed. Any number of people stand together in a circle & 1 person (the prince of Wales) starts by saying...

"Whales tales, the prince of Wales calls tales, on a court of , on "

There are thousands of different types of tales, many of the custom jobs, but I'll list those at the end.... The court size is the number of people counted off from the prince, depending on the type of tales it could be just numbers, letters, etc... when introducing a new type of tales, it is polite to point to each person as you count off the ordinal for them.

Once the prince picks someone ('on four') for example that person must say 'nay', the prince then responds 'who', and the person then picks a new person '1' which would be the person next two him, who would respond, 'nay' and the person who said one would then say 'who' and the person who said nay would then pick a new number... here's a graphical? picture:

 	A

 	B	C

 	D

A: "whales tales, the prince of Wales, calls regular rotational tails, on a court of 4 on 2"

D: "nay"

A: "who"

D: "3"

B: "nay"

D: "who"

B: "4"

B: "nay, who, 1"

Fat Albert (One-ba, two-ba, three-ba, etc Note: all words are -ba'd.

ex: on 1-ba, nay-ba!, who-ba?, 3-ba)

Jamaican(One-mon, two-mon, three-mon... (See Fat Albert for the rest))

Canadian(One-eh, two-eh, three-eh, etc)

Also, you can add in speed tales... in which the nay/who lines are removed

As in most of the beer games, when you screw up or it takes you too long to respond you drink... The person who drinks becomes the new prince for the next round & gets to call the type of tales, etc.


Whoville

I've said it before, I'll say it again, there is nothing quite like a game based on stuff out of our childhood. And what is more childlike the anything from Dr. Suess? For this fine game you will need people, beer, and either the book or video of "How the Grinch Stole Christmas." If you choose the book, then choose somebody with good storytelling skills to be the narrator.

Only one rule for this game: anytime the word "who" is said, take a drink. "All the Who's down in Whoville" would be two drinks.