God
on Oral Sex
After
having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on Earth,
St. Peter now stood before his boss ready to present his findings.
"Tell
me, St. Peter, what have you found out?"
God asked.
"I'm
very sorry to have to tell you this, but the people are behaving in a sinful
manner. There's drugs, alcohol,
murders, you name it-a regular Sodom and Gomorra. But the worst is this new obsession with oral sex.
According to my survey, 88% of the population is doing it.
Even four out of five dentists recommend it.
I'm afraid it has reached epidemic proportions.”
"Hmmm,"
God said thoughtfully, "do you have any recommendations as to what should
be done to put an end to this sexual perversion?"
"I
think we should send a message to everyone on Earth who engages in oral sex.
The contents of that message should tell them exactly what will happen to
them on Judgment Day if they do not stop this type of activity," replied
St.Peter.
"That
is an effective solution," God stated, "but I think that instead of
punishing those who practice oral sex, we should reward those who refrain from
it. Let's send a letter that's
personally signed by me to each one of these good people."
And so they did. Do you know what the letter said?
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down)
No?
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down a little more)
.
Hmmm...You
didn't get the letter either, huh??
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