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Is it still too early to speculate on the features of Dreamweaver CS4?

Ok the new iPods were just announced yesterday, so it's time for me to make my predictions.

1. The two biggest sellers this Christmas will be the Larger Nano and the Larger ipod touch.

2. The touch is going to be out of stock like the PS3 was last year. Why? I have a feeling Apple will short the stock of ipod touches to push iphones because make more money with the iphones. Also, it's to help look you in to using their device for everything.

3. The iPod touch will be hacked for various purposes one of which will harness the power of the wifi of the device.

a. Some hacker figures out how to wipe any traces of the serial number or MAC Address of the iPod Touch. (Our anything else that can identify you.)
b. Next, they develop a bittorrent client which will run on the device. either to run on the current OS or some sort of Linux.

c. Now they can download torrents via someone's network. (FROM THEIR POCKET!)
Granted, this can already be done with some laptops, but this is going to take it to another level. Also, the press will make it more of a big deal than it really is. Most people won't do this outside of the hacker community. So rest easy RIAA and MPAA. On that topic, I have a super simple solution for the RIAA and MPAA to nip pirating in the bud (again, outside of the hacker community). Make it a "no-brainer" to pay for your content. By no-brainer I mean cheap and easy. People are lazy. They'll pay for convince.

d. This hacked ipod touch will spawn a whole new industry with many clones and add-ons. An external antenna maybe?


On a personal note I'm excited and bummed. I was hoping for a combination of the 160GB hard drive in the classic in the Ipod touch. Then I would have pre-ordered one already. I guess will have to wait for flash to drop in price. Having said that, I'll gladly review any of the new ipods. Wink, Wink Apple....
 

Where have we seen the tattoo artist named Susie Q. on Friday Night Lights, on NBC?

It took us for forever to come up with it, Alexandra Holden is her name.  And you probably remember her from "Friends" when she played Ross's Young Girlfriend Elizabeth Stevens.  She can be mixed up with Melissa Sagemiller from Sorority Boys and The Guardian.  So there's your answer.

How we found it: First stop imdb of course.  Next, nbc.com.  Then we googled susie, susan, suzie q. friday night lights, etc.  We finally got it from a blog comment.  And of course its in the beginning credits. 

Brooke Langton is the other guess star that your probably trying to place.  You probably recognize her from "Melrose Place" as Sam or Samantha Reilly, on Melrose Place or Angela Bennett on "The Net".  And if your wondering she was born in 1970 and Taylor Kitsch who plays Tim Riggins was born in 1981. 
(and he's a senior in high school in 06-07...very 90210)

 

Britney Spears Shaved her head.  She is an example for the kids.

 

more pictures of Britney Spear's head shaving incident

Inside sources say Dreamweaver 9 or Dreamweaver CS3 is coming. There alot of things I would like to see in the new version. Here are just a couple

-CSS holy grail templates included that are completely integrated with DW's assets, libraries, etc.

-Separating style and content with CSS needs to be pushed and pushed throughout the web. Dreamweaver need to continue to make the use of CSS easier. Mobile devices and other web appliances will thank you.

-The a major should be to dish out the best code it possibly can with speed, so handcoders eventually feel comfortable enough to move over. I see the handcoding argument, for now. But it has been proven in many studies, when object originated and WYSIWYG is combined in an efficient manner, productivity increases tremendously.

-Needs to be speedier and not such a resource hog, Dreamweaver could be be written a little tighter. I know when you have a billion webmasters wanting everything under the sun, the processes start to add up. I would like to see ultimate control in turning off what you don't use. This way DW can be closer to everything for everybody, without having to be processing support for something that you never use.

-support for the new languages and scripts like AJAX, .Net x.x, etc.

I'm waiting to do a complete redo of infohip.com until, Dreamweaver 9 releases. Smart? Probably not, but I would rather start from the ground up with a program that could support more of a holy grail approach, so I don't have to CSS hand-code so much.

Just my two cents for now...

Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards

10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.

3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty"

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

 

A true Bears fan....

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Bear's game. As he sits down, a
man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No," he says, "the seat is empty."

"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have
a seat like this for the Bears game, the biggest sporting event in the
world, and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to
come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Bears game we
haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."
< BR>"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the
seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."

Go Bears!!!!!!!

Tossing the Pigskin...

Question:
In the NFL, quarterbacks are judged on their size, arm strength, and ability to throw a spiral. Why is throwing a spiral so important in football?

Answer:
Most sports use a round ball. For these games, air resistance is almost the same regardless of the orientation of the ball. This is not the case with a football, which has a unique shape. A football experiences much different air resistance depending upon its orientation. When a football is thrown, there are two main motions, the forward motion of the ball, and the rotational motion of the ball about its longitudinal axis, also known as a spiral.


By rotating about its longitudinal axis, the orientation with the least air resistance is stabilized by the angular momentum of the football. The faster the rotation about the longitudinal axis, the stronger the stability of the orientation of the ball in flight.

Situational Awareness Scenario

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine
traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car
and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground
level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same
speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?





Answer:

Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're drunk.

 

 

Quick excerpts from Yahoo finance:

Deal or No Deal?

Extended warranty

Your new PC is just a few mouse clicks and $700 away. Like most desktop computers, it comes with a limited one-year warranty. But for another $190, you can extend the coverage to four years. Deal?

NO DEAL! There's a reason extended warranties are highly profitable for manufacturers: Buyers seldom cash in. PCs, and consumer electronics in general, are very reliable these days.

"If you take care of your equipment, you really don't need a warranty," says technology analyst Rob Enderle of the Enderle Group.

Besides, four years is an eternity in the computer world. If your PC breaks down in three years, you'll want a newer, faster machine by then, not a replacement. Save the $190 for a down payment on your future upgrade.

A free credit report

After hearing so many ID theft horror stories, you're nervous. What about those free credit reports you see advertised? Deal?

NO DEAL! Here's what you won't see in a commercial: Under federal law, each of the major credit bureaus (Equifax, Experian and TransUnion) must give you one free credit report a year. The only place to get them is AnnualCreditReport.com.

And what about the offers you've seen on TV and the Web? These kinds of sites (among them, FreeCreditReport.com and FreeCreditProfile.com) are hawking credit monitoring services. You'll have to sign up to get your "free" report, and if you don't cancel within 30 days, you'll be charged $10 to $13 a month.

Unless you've been a victim of identity theft, you don't need to pay for a monitoring service.

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her,

"I never want to live in a vegetative state.

Dependant on some machine and fluids from a bottle.

If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.

Bitch...
 

Hasselhoff Ordered to Stay Away From Wife

 

A judge has issued a temporary restraining order requiring David Hasselhoff to stay away from his estranged wife, according to court papers unsealed this week.

Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Mark A. Juhas signed the order March 6 ordering the former "Baywatch" star to stay at least 100 yards from actress Pamela Bach except for "peaceful contacts related to court ordered visitation" of one their two teenage daughters.

Bach, 42, has custody of one daughter while Hasselhoff, 53, has custody of the other.

Juhas scheduled a hearing for April 4 to decide whether to extend the order to three years.

In her request for the order, Bach claimed instances of domestic violence in December and February. In one incident, police officers were summoned but didn't give Bach an emergency protective order, according to court documents.

Hasselhoff's publicist said the actor "categorically denies" Bach's allegations but declined to elaborate.

"Out of consideration for his children, which, as always, remains his paramount concern, he is not going to discuss this publicly," said publicist Judy Katz.

Hasselhoff filed for divorce Jan. 12, citing irreconcilable differences after 16 years of marriage. Bach filed her own divorce papers a day later, also citing irreconcilable differences.

Hasselhoff played lifeguard Mitch Buchannon on "Baywatch" from 1989 to 2000. He also starred in the 1980s TV series "Knight Rider," in which his character, Michael Knight, teamed with a talking Pontiac Trans Am sports car to fight crime.

Bach appeared in the soap opera "The Young and the Restless" and in numerous episodes of "Baywatch" and "Knight Rider."

 

A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish. One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth. He rushed to her aid and delivered a healthy baby boy. The farmer had nothing to weigh the baby with so the Doctor used his fishing scales. The baby weighed 22 lbs 10 oz.
 

WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk
by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the
man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them
to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard
of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up
a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for
Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and
asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad
answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12
pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married
men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....."
 


A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles." "She did," he replied. "But where the hell was I going to find a fake Jeep?"

 

MADISON, Wis. - A fraternity member has been busted for apparently finding a unique way to supplement his college income fake parking tickets.

   

Prosecutors said Anthony R. Gallagher, 23, allegedly earned hundreds of dollars by putting fake parking tickets on cars and having duped owners send him their payments.

Investigators became aware of the scam in March 2003 after a victim tried to mail in a payment for a ticket but had it returned as non-deliverable, a criminal complaint said.

Prosecutors said the tickets were the exact copy of a parking ticket Gallagher received in February of last year, even down to the citation number.

Investigators were able to trace the citation number to Gallagher, who admitted placing several of the tickets on vehicles parked near the Acacia fraternity, police said.

Prosecutors said Gallagher established a post office box to receive payments for the $40 tickets and had placed payments, amounting to hundreds of dollars, in a separate bank account.


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New Martha Stewart Magazine

Kissinger Tells Of A Drunk Nixon

 

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