To
my literate friends:
The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any
word
from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing
one
letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some recent winners:
Reintarnation:
Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Foreploy:
Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining sex.
Giraffiti:
Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Tatyr:
A lecherous Mr. Potato Head.
Sarchasm:
The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get
it.
Inoculatte:
To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Hipatitis:
Terminal coolness.
Osteopornosis:
A degenerate disease.
Burglesque:
A poorly planned break-in. (See: Watergate)
Karmageddon:
It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And
then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like aserious bummer.
Glibido:
All talk and no action.
Dopeler
effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you
rapidly.
Intaxication:
Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was
your money to start with.
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid & an asshole.
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