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10 Things NOT to Say When You are Pulled Over

10. I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!
9. No, offi, offic, Lucifer . . . I'm not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog.
8. No, I don't know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110 mph. 
7. Back off, Barney, I've got a piece. 
6. But officer, I've got 2 different drivers, licenses from 2 different states! Pick 1.
5. I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green men!
4. Come on write the darn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!
3. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
2. So that's what those yellow flashing lights in the school zone means.


1. Who is better Dunkin Donuts, or Winchells?

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