Things Men Should Not Say Out Loud in a Victoria's Secret Store
12. This skimpy thing is for a prostitute, but then you're.........
11. This is crotchless, what caused that?
10. Does this come in children's sizes?
9. No, thanks, just sniffing.
8. I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
7. Mom will LOVE this.
6. Oh, the size won't matter, she's inflatable.
5. No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here!
4. Will you model this for me?
3. The miracle what??? This is better than world peace
2. $45 BUCKS!!! You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!!!
And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud in a Victoria's Secret store:
1. Oh, honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that.
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