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69 Fun things to do at Wal-Mart ( or Super Target)
Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and
Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals
Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in.
Run up to an employee ( preferably a male) while squeezing your legs
Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.
Try on bras over the top of your clothes.
Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible
Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, " I think
Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all on and
Play with the automatic doors.
Walk up to complete strangers and say, " Hi! I haven't seen you in
While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud
Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk
Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look
Put M&M's on layaway.
Move " Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll invite
Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air
Nonchalantly " test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,
TP as much as the store as possible.
Randomly throw things into neighboring aisles.
Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside
When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, " Why
When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them
Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while
Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale
Take bets on the battle described above.
Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. ( Red
While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the
While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "
Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws
Set up a " Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
Two words: " Marco Polo."
Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,
" Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.
In the auto department, practice your " Madonna" look with various
Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say
While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get
When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal
Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If
Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin
Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not
When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,
Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Test the fishing rods and see what you can " catch" from the other
In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there
Hold indoor shopping cart races.
Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin
Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
Say things like, " Would you be so kind as to direct me to your
Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there
Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it
Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when
Drive around the entrances screaming out the window, " The British
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