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How to Clean Your Mouse
This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went
to all field engineers about a computer peripheral
problem. The author of this memo was quite serious, but
the engineers rolled on the floor:
"Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement
Unit). Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should
it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement.
Because of the delicate nature of this procedure,
replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by
properly trained personnel.
"Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by
examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls
will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball
removal procedures differ depending upon the
manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced
using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced by
using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually
static-sensitive. However, excessive handling can result
in sudden discharge.
"Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be
used immediately. It is recommended that each replacer
have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum
customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls
should suspect local personnel of removing these
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